Brentford: easy and quick match report

[Ihaventaclue]

Before I get started I'll just lie down for a bit, roll over, pat the carpet and put my hand in the air.

Kick off ..... wait I must just lie down for a bit, roll over, pat the carpet and put my hand in the air.

and so it goes on. A quick easy match report today; oh sod it - I'll just lie down for a bit, roll over, pat the carpet and put my hand in the air.

At least it allowed us to play against 10 men for a total of a few minutes.

 

[Adgjlzcbm]

Before I get started I'll just lie down for a bit, roll over, pat the carpet and put my hand in the air.

Kick off ..... wait I must just lie down for a bit, roll over, pat the carpet and put my hand in the air.

and so it goes on. A quick easy match report today; oh sod it - I'll just lie down for a bit, roll over, pat the carpet and put my hand in the air.

At least it allowed us to play against 10 men for a total of a few minutes.

If I'm your school teacher my comment would be - "could do better".?

 

[hindleymonwafc]

Ah, Pat the carpet...lovely girl.

 

[craig214]

Ah, Pat the carpet...lovely girl.

EH? was that a joke or a statement?

 

[moonay]

EH? was that a joke or a statement? I guess if some ones has to asked it cant be a joke

If you're going to take the piss Craig, how about doing it without slurring your words.
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[craig214]

If you're going to take the piss Craig, how about doing it without slurring your words.
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Eh

 

[moonay]

Eh

How about writing the right words, in the right order.