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[Calvin Plummer]

Well well well.

 

[Our Kids Dad]

Is that why they call him Banger?

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Great, now I'm horny again.

 

[The Poacher]

Limp wrist again AC.?

 

[bgmineralman]

Oh my

 

[Our Kids Dad]

Not even acceptable at 2-10am (back in the day, when I could stay awake long enough to go clubbing).

 

[orbitalforest]

They're not tits .
It's the days plunder under that shirt.

 

[Woanz]

Too thin for Banger.

 

[Apollyon]

You've all had worse you filthy sick pseuds

 

[Woanz]

This really is limp banter.

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Is that JuicyPlums commenting on other people's banter AGAIN? Stick to Come On You Parmos you fat pseud f*c*

 

[Woanz]

The old JPenis really did struggle even before wor lass started taking more slammings than the door of trap 2.

 

[Apollyon]

This banter is so old. Can't one of you muster up a bit on new material without having to resort to Larssons memoirs circa 2008?

 

[Woanz]

The only things other than you’re credit file, wor lass & trap 2 that have taken a hammering is the owd Arsene Larsson material.

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

The only things other than you’re credit file, wor lass & trap 2 that have taken a hammering is the owd Arsene Larsson material.

Your FFS YOUR

 

[Woanz]

No doubt that’s my shadow Cornflakez not that I care a jot but maybe he should focus on he’s own issues rather than snerting my pip 24/7

 

[Our Kids Dad]

They're not tits .
It's the days plunder under that shirt.

Either that or she's smuggling in a family of Iranian Migrants!

 

[Apollyon]

You would just love that wouldnt you? You with your rolled up copy of the daily mail,cravat and half a tea cake for the cleaner that mops up your drips of piss from the porcelain tiles, bashing those poor muslims over their tit shaped heads with Littlejohns rants.

There'll always be an England
While there's a country lane
Wherever there's a cottage small
Beside a field of grain
There'll always be an England

 

[Woanz]

You would just love that wouldnt you? You with your rolled up copy of the daily mail,cravat and half a tea cake for the cleaner that mops up your drips of piss from the porcelain tiles, bashing those poor muslims over their tit shaped heads with Littlejohns rants.

There'll always be an England
While there's a country lane
Wherever there's a cottage small
Beside a field of grain
There'll always be an England

Jock will be on the vinegar stroke after reading that my duck.

 

[Feco]

Either that or she's smuggling in a family of Iranian Migrants!

Be careful, you will start off our resident Brexiters, just at the mention of migrants. Albeit as Iran is not in the EU you maybe OK