BodyButter's Weird Thread About Stuff Nobody Else Is Interested In

[mike_field]

Here's a bit of a doozie.

Say global warming gets going properly and we all of those doomsday scenarios (the gulf stream stops etc). At the same time we get confirmation that the planets that we think are habitable 27 light years away are indeed habitable.

You get chosen to go and are cryogenically frozen for the entire journey.

We boldly go on a 28 year journey only to discover that there is a primitive humanoid civilization already there any they aren't happy to see us.

What happens next?

It's time for the New, New United States?

 

[Stephen Jay Hawkings]

Here's a bit of a doozie.

Say global warming gets going properly and we all of those doomsday scenarios (the gulf stream stops etc). At the same time we get confirmation that the planets that we think are habitable 27 light years away are indeed habitable.

You get chosen to go and are cryogenically frozen for the entire journey.

We boldly go on a 28 year journey only to discover that there is a primitive humanoid civilization already there any they aren't happy to see us.

What happens next?

They can be unhappy all they want, we'll have the superior weapons.

 

[wittonite]

Here's a bit of a doozie.

Say global warming gets going properly and we all of those doomsday scenarios (the gulf stream stops etc). At the same time we get confirmation that the planets that we think are habitable 27 light years away are indeed habitable.

You get chosen to go and are cryogenically frozen for the entire journey.

We boldly go on a 28 year journey only to discover that there is a primitive humanoid civilization already there any they aren't happy to see us.

What happens next?

Do what we always do try and anhillate them.

 

[Pangloss]

Here's a bit of a doozie.

Say global warming gets going properly and we all of those doomsday scenarios (the gulf stream stops etc). At the same time we get confirmation that the planets that we think are habitable 27 light years away are indeed habitable.

You get chosen to go and are cryogenically frozen for the entire journey.

We boldly go on a 28 year journey only to discover that there is a primitive humanoid civilization already there any they aren't happy to see us.

What happens next?

The weed must be really good in Malaysia

 

[kefkat]

Any weirdness happening?

 

[BodyButter]

It's time for the New, New United States?

Yes, exactly. It would just be a little bit of the new planet at the start but as time went on the articles about how awful they are and how we need to take over the whole planet as part of our destiny would become more and more frequent.

I wonder if we would enslave them.