Yeah, went back to uni at the age of 26. Took a decision (and a pay cut at the time) and went for it. Best to give it your all and see what you can achieve. Ended up with a masters. LL.M.
You do realise a training contract doesn’t mean minimum wage, right? Or do you think junior doctors (who are the equivalent) work for a few quid an hour too? Silly woman.
Get back to your MLS, NBA and NHL games to hide from your divorce, you drunken old bike.
Alternatively, just log back in to the profile you’ve had for the past year or so.