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Apparently Ben Osborn

seanbeanstattoo

seanbeanstattoo

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has fucked his head and brain pissed up on a stag in Spain. Dunno if at all true and WTF was the club doing allowing him to go anyway. Story varies from bleed on the brain to he's on a train back to the UK.
IF any/all of this is true I repeat. WTF club with a single braincell allow a first team player recovering from injury off on a fucking stag do. Apparently was piggy backing someone, fell back and smashed his head.
 
Originated from a Forest fan apparently SBT. I’ve had a 3 different messages sent ranging from intensive care brain bleed and possibly not playing again to he’s just had to take the train back home rather than flying so I’m hoping that it’s just bollox mate. He’s pushing 30 and should know better. A similar thing happened to my grandson when he was 18 and out with his mates at Uni but fortunately after a night in hospital for observation he was given the all clear. I told him if I found out he did it again he should worry more about me than the pavement.
 
That’s how Scunny died just lost his balance and fell backward going up 3 steps in his kitchen and banged his head on a tiled floor 🫤😞
 
Bulmer1889 said:
That’s how Scunny died just lost his balance and fell backward going up 3 steps in his kitchen and banged his head on a tiled floor 🫤😞
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Sadly that's all it takes isn't it? We hear about people being killed after just one KO punch but more often it's the head hitting the hard floor that causes the real damage outside a boxing ring.
 
We all know how these rumours go. First, he's badly injured and will never walk again, two days later it turns out he stubbed his toe. I'll wait for the report in the Beano Sports Section.
 
Some people obviously shouldn't drink.

And he's supposed to be one of the 'sensible' ones. You'd maybe expect it of McBurnie, but not him.

Apparently it was even his own stag do FFS.

Hope he's alright. If he's been let back on the train within a couple of days I'm guessing it's not as serious as feared.
 
Bulmer1889 said:
Nothing on his wiki page suggesting he’s married 🤷‍♂️
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He can't be then Bully 🤷🏻‍♂️....although I'm not sure that Wiki goes into such mundane details for most footballers unless they're a superstars...like Gary Linacre.
 
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Well no smoke without fire as they say, Osborne has a non football related injury and is seeing a specialist, according to todays press conference
 
Doesn’t sound good does it typical when he was playing well for us but most important thing is that he is ok
 
Could do with bloody Norrington-Davies back to make up for this. But naturally he'll be out for the season won't he, with a hamstring injury sustained in....... November? Since when was this normal?
 
Its been confirmed he's had an "accident" by Hecky and "needs looking after".
We all do stupid stuff - but a professional footballer? What a risk to take.
 
I've done plenty of stupid stuff after a few drinks. I'm not going to criticise him for something that happened in a moment after a couple of shandies, not that we know what the 'something' is...
 
FatherKnowsBest said:
I've done plenty of stupid stuff after a few drinks. I'm not going to criticise him for something that happened in a moment after a couple of shandies, not that we know what the 'something' is...
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It's no coincidence that players in Spain and Italy miss a fraction of the games players in the UK do. Not that they are physiologically different, but that during the season they are effectively "owned" by their employers.
Everything they eat or drink is decided by the clubs dietary and fitness team and they are monitored 24/7 .
Their recovery times from injuries are way less tnan in the UK and they are able to perform at peak levels pretty much every minute of every game.

I don't give a fuck what Osborn or any other player does after the whistle is blown at the end of the last game of the season until they report back for the next pre-season.
Idiotic shit as quite a number of our precious lot get up to on a regular basis is a shocking reflection of how shit is run at S2.
 
seanbeanstattoo said:
It's no coincidence that players in Spain and Italy miss a fraction of the games players in the UK do. Not that they are physiologically different, but that during the season they are effectively "owned" by their employers.
Everything they eat or drink is decided by the clubs dietary and fitness team and they are monitored 24/7 .
Their recovery times from injuries are way less tnan in the UK and they are able to perform at peak levels pretty much every minute of every game.

I don't give a fuck what Osborn or any other player does after the whistle is blown at the end of the last game of the season until they report back for the next pre-season.
Idiotic shit as quite a number of our precious lot get up to on a regular basis is a shocking reflection of how shit is run at S2.
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Well, the last idiotic shit I can recall was McBurnie being caught with his dick in the vacuum cleaner. Other that that I’m not sure what you mean by ‘regular basis’.
 
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