I knew you couldn't resist it!Might as well go for it -
Kinky BOOTS - the musical
Don't give up your day job!!Re-boot - what they always tell you to do when your internet goes down
I was only joking. Re-BOOT was fine.Yes, I realise that has nothing to do with boots now! Doh.
Hang Up Your Boots is what sports people do when they retire from sport