42 Reasons Why Yaya Wants To Leave

[Tudor]

'Various offers have arrived for Yaya and we're evaluating them, but no decision has been taken yet for next season,' Dimitri Seluk (Yaya's agent) said.

'We have waited too long, Manchester City promised a deal but nothing has materialised so Yaya will leave in June.'

We at Vital Manchester City have reported similar Seluk quotes in the past and if memory serves, we pooed, or took them with a pinch of salt!

Yaya took part in yesterday's pre-season friendly (20 July 2016) against Bayern Munich and unless my spectacles were steamed up or the lenses had dropped out, Yaya appeared to have lost weight and looked fit and trim.

Shove that up your pipe, and smoke it Dimitri Seluk.

http://www.manchestercity.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=568815

 

[Skoorb]

This guy is an absolute joker.

I believe that this player still has a year left on a legal contract (?) so unless he is planning on doing a Tevez and **ck off to play golf somewhere then I am not sure wtf his twat of an agent is on about.

He seems to be operating in a parallel universe to the rest of the planet.

 

[citizhun]

Seluk has spouted shit every year since Yaya arrived here. It's his job. If you step back, it's actually quite funny and predictable in equal measure.