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  1. Dave Burgess

    Everton have 10 points docked.

    Remember The Star rags, "Save Our Owls!" campaign when they looked like being relegated to the old 4th Division? Asking school kids to donate their pre Milk Snatcher bottle tops to raise ackers for the twats. A mate o mine sent me a lapel badge of an owl with a big f..ck off blade through its...
  2. Dave Burgess

    Everton have 10 points docked.

    Sheffield Wendy Council allus favoured pig land, hence the f..kin state of it!. When the Blades went up under Warnock the then Lord Mayor used to live across the road from me in the 90s and when I saw with the Blades promotion celebrations the f..kin pig fan was Lord Mayor I could,nt believe...
  3. Dave Burgess

    Everton have 10 points docked.

    Sadly we are not that lucky so expect the scabby twats to just scrape staying up! By the way have Sheff Wendy Council organised a Civic Reception for the jammy pig twats just avoiding relegation?
  4. Dave Burgess

    Our Dear Leaders

    Invite the enemy into our ONCE Great country, make them more than welcome and the outcome is nailed on for them and their evil religion to take over. Allow them to build mosques iin order to preach their hate for the infidel to let them succeed in the complete wipe out of all our Christian...
  5. Dave Burgess

    Pigs advantage.

    That,s the geezer, I saw him take the penalty I described for the pigs reserves at the Lane and his run up was so long we thought he,d clocked off and on his way home! He must have been knackered by the time he reached the ball, he blasted it wide! Them were the days of the old brown leather...
  6. Dave Burgess

    Pigs advantage.

    This age thing is a bastard. As you say Ron was the comic actor on the black n white flicks back in the day. Pig geezers name am pretty sure "Albert Shiner" boat race looked like he,d bin twatted with a shovel!
  7. Dave Burgess

    Pigs advantage.

    When a lived in Sheffield, used to listen regularly. Is the Mick you,re on about the thickie from Toytown? and the other thickster from Pitsmoor? Used to piss mesen laffin at them two brain dead geezers! Mind you owd Ernest R.I.P. wuz at least entertaiining, did nowt but slag the pigsters off...
  8. Dave Burgess

    View From Forest

    Can they actually spell?
  9. Dave Burgess

    View From Forest

    Hello Honky Tonk, how are you?
  10. Dave Burgess

    United 1 Forest 3 - report

    It aint where you start, it,s where you finish that counts! 1 point above at the end of the season suits me to keep their gobs shut even though if that,s the case we,ll be battling against relegation. How the top dogs in Sheffield have fallen!
  11. Dave Burgess

    Next season's Championship

    I know I,m an old twat who basically lives on memories and nothing really changes ar BDTBL. When we were relegated 67/68 we had a young God & Woody in our team, plus the little midfield dynamo Willie Carlin and we started the season well, even twatting Cloughies Derby County at the Lane where...
  12. Dave Burgess

    BLADES v Scabs at BDBL

    F,,ckin ell! Surounded by Mackems (TWATS!) and barcodes and the Guinness tastes shite. Thank f..k thiz no piggies around up ere or thid be a good chance of dossing in the slammer, deffo getting too old for kipping on them blue plastic covered doss mats!
  13. Dave Burgess

    Next season's Championship

    Sick the piggys dint gu down, they,ll be some right shit spouted around piggy land and Praise & Grumble can guess wot that,s like tonight, all the thick twats crawling out from under the sty. Has any of the thickies predicted promotion to the prem next season? More brains in a pork pie!
  14. Dave Burgess

    Next season's Championship

    Spozzy twats wud fall down a shithouse and come up wearing a brown suit!
  15. Dave Burgess

    Next season's Championship

    Pigs stayin up. That,s 6 points for the Blades next season!
  16. Dave Burgess

    Our Dear Leaders

    We could do with another El Cid to get rid of the soap dodgers but alas weer relying on a geezer called Steak and two kid from the f..kin Home Office! Never thought in my life I would see this ONCE Great country labelled as the White Flag Brigade! F..kin disgrace!
  17. Dave Burgess

    BLADES v Scabs at BDBL

    Sounds like scabs o better than Rael Madrid instead of a bunch of scabby wankers. Come on you Blades and twat the bastards! Guinness will taste much better!
  18. Dave Burgess

    Our Dear Leaders

    The country has been f..cked since the Milk Snatcher got rid of our great industries and paid out the inevitable dole money with North Sea Oil. Later came along her love child, "The Bliar" and added insult to injury. Politicians? Complete set of self serving wankers!
  19. Dave Burgess

    BLADES v Scabs at BDBL

    A real sad state of affairs that our great club has to rely on an Arab for our future success. Never thought I,d see that in my lifetime but it is what it is and to be honest even if Micky Mouse was our owner I would be a 100% Blade! Hang on a bit, there,s a thought? Micky Mouse shud bi weth a...
  20. Dave Burgess

    Our Dear Leaders

    Perhaps a better term to use describing the heathen stoneage twats would be "Goat or Cammel shaggers". I even almost slotted one on the Dhahla pass who I thought was laying a mine and was about to lob a grenade at me but it turned out he,d just had a shit and lifted his left hand after using it...
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