Recent content by Captain Alfonso La R

I agree with every word of that....which is hardly surprising but there you go.

After seeing the teams i think we may sink to a defeat 2-1

As a fully fledged Captain of the high seas with numerous decorations ( both peace and war times ) i may have a solution to the canal pinch point. I will e-mail the club with my suggestion. The Love Boat is currently tied up with a plethora of pisspots and smackheads at Blackpool so have...

You should only have fans on the pitch when it is very hot .

Amen sister. He's such a hypocrite him from Hindley. We used to be very close but I've cut him off now. Anyway love, how's your piles now and did you get that gel I sent ?

I'm having nothing to do with anything that crackpot hindleymon dreams up. He is a disgrace to Lancashire.

Tickets sorted for all of us so good stuff. Only problem is have we got a kindly soul who can keep their eye on 32 smackheads and pisspots while I'm away. Minimum wage obvs.

I got one. Someone who couldn't go now can. Comprende ?

I've actually got a family member on it as we speak. Waiting for reply but thanks again.

Not on FB but cheers anyway.

Nobody got a spare ?

Ask around guys. Adult required. First to oblige gets a free cruise on the Love Boat around Sammys Flood.

Any spares going for Saturday ?

Wonder if Donny Osmond will be there today ?... His father George Virl was a lifelong Rovers fan and president of the Utah Rovers Supporters Club until his death in 2007. He named his son Donny in recognition of this.

Good god man, what a horrendous experience and I pray for those poor souls still in the cellar. I managed to make good my escape by bribing one of the guards ( as it's before the watershed i won't go into detail ) . There were at least six others chained up in that hell-hole and I think I heard...