We're gonna play 4-4-fuckin-2.
Kids both on and not on the pitch, Nakamba and Konsa at centre mid, Mings inspirational leader/no-mark gobshite at the back with Hause who is/isn't good enough, Watkins up front but also out wide because he's not a real CF, Keinan up front/loaned out to Grimsby, El Ghazi guaranteed a goal/invisible, Bert "Artist in Residence" Traore cutting in onto his left (even when we don't have the ball), and Grealish who we've been missing/will make our tactics go out the window. Targett at left back who we should have sold last Christmas/should be going to the Euros and Elmohamady or Guilbert at RB who's a great servant/too slow/really quick/can't cross/can't defend/found his level in France. Oh, and Martinez in goal.