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How old is Apollyon?

Just read Allotment Weekly chaps and upset to read an article about some of Bert's prize veg being ravaged by frost. Don't expect any deliveries chaps as I have heard he has taken this quite badly.This reminds me has Apollyon inspected Mildred's bush in recent weeks to see what sort of state it is in these days? Cracking chatting to you chaps...bonjourno!!
 
Potty mouth!

Its the vigil! I have to post **** every day until the game to have any hope of getting a point. It started during our barren run and gave 7 games unbeaten. Then i stopped for a couple of weeks and bam, back to the same old same old.

The football gods must be appeased.