Buddha
Vital Football Hero
I woke up really early this morning cos it was so bloody cold. Tried to get back to sleep but it wasn't happening and I needed a piss so got up and it was even colder! So then I lit the burner, which wasn't easy because the kindling was damp. By the time I'd got it going the kettle had boiled on the hob and so I made myself a cup of tea. I didn't get a chance to enjoy it immediately though as I had to go outside in the rain to visit the crapper which has no roof. It wasn't the most enjoyable shit I've ever taken. Not all bad though because by the time I got back it had warmed up inside. The tea was tepid though, and I had to make myself a fresh one.
Living the dream!
Living the dream!