How old is Apollyon?

[Apollyon]

Just had a text of Ingepop. He's in hospital. Its not Covid related chaps, its Courgette related.

 

[Ingy]

Cheers chap for explaining my absence chap. Terrible experience it was too! A bit of advice chaps don't dig down at the allotment in the dark.Good job Bert was around chap s as I don't recall anything until waking up with a courgette causing me great irritation.Anyway chaps must toodlepip.... bonjour!

 

[Ingy]

On Rads add that to the courgette irritation Pop sheet chap! Well done chap!

 

[Ingy]

Anyone heard from young Inglepop chaps? He hasn't posted for a few days and I'm starting to worry

Not that HE gives a shit

I haven't been able to for a few days now chap!

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Thank Bert you're alive chap, for a minute I was worried something terrible had happened like you'd ran out of fisHcakes or something equally tragic!

 

[Apollyon]

Thank Bert you're alive chap, for a minute I was worried something terrible had happened like you'd ran out of fisHcakes or something equally tragic!

He stockpile radzcakes as YOU would have known if you cared to bother turning up once in a while to the TRIPLE M.

I just don't understand it, you was so engaged and focused .

What happened?


Answer ME now you lazy c**p

Love a * chap

 

[Apollyon]

He stockpile?

Are you a red indian chap?

 

[Apollyon]

He stockpile?

Are you a red indian chap?

Thats Native American to you, you racist prick

 

[Apollyon]

Thats Native American to you, you racist prick

Objection your honour. I am married to a *** I cannot therefore be racist

 

[Apollyon]

Objection your honour. I am married to a *** I cannot therefore be racist

Overuled


And in future Mr Bankrupt, I would refrain from quoting yourself you pseud twat

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

I haven't been able to for a few days now chap!

Apollyon might have some of Bert's

He stockpile radzcakes as YOU would have known if you cared to bother turning up once in a while to the TRIPLE M.

I just don't understand it, you was so engaged and focused .

What happened?


Answer ME now you lazy c**p

Love a * chap

I'm just going to send Feco as my proxy in future chap. So much easier and means I dont need to sit next to you and your rotten turnip breath

 

[Apollyon]

i was just getting used to the smell of marrowfat peas from your feet as well

Ta da

 

[Apollyon]

I said your feet smell

 

[Apollyon]

What are you going to do about that pig?

 

[radfordinlondon]

Just had a text of Ingepop. He's in hospital. Its not Covid related chaps, its Courgette related.

Sounds like a clear case of vegititis

Was the regular kind or the really bad kind?

 

[Ingy]

Thank Bert you're alive chap, for a minute I was worried something terrible had happened like you'd ran out of fisHcakes or something equally tragic!

How are Five these days chap?

 

[Ingy]

What are you going to do about that pig?

How is Percy getting on chap?

 

[Ingy]

I said your feet smell

where did you metre chap?

 

[Apollyon]

where did you metre chap?

Ive got the measure of you, young Inglpopinch

 

[Apollyon]

How is Percy getting on chap?

How is SKY guy?