How old is Apollyon?

[Ingy]

Bert is getting his asparagus ready for the opening game chaps! Whatever the result there are gonna be some cracking canapes chaps!

 

[Ingy]

353...sounds like a Psycho formation chaps!

 

[Ingy]

353......Cracking palindrome chap!

 

[RedBasie]

THIS.This thread is said to be the most envied on vital allegedly chaps. Anyway how's Mildred chaps?

If it is I would like to know who said it.

 

[Ingy]

If it is I would like to know who said it.

it's all you hear at the Triple M chap...other then Bert's prize marrows chap!

 

[RedBasie]

it's all you hear at the Triple M chap...other then Bert's prize marrows chap!

Prize Marrows eh? At least all is not lost if a No Deal is forced upon us. Can Bert scale up his production line when required.

 

[Ingy]

Prize Marrows eh? At least all is not lost if a No Deal is forced upon us. Can Bert scale up his production line when required.

Yes chap he is very adaptable.AC is very complimentary about his homemade mayonnaise, although his radishes aren't as fiery as they use to be chap.

 

[Ingy]

Disappointing weekend chap...Bert came second best .Initially the marrow slipped through his fingers chaps.I thought Bert was gonna get cross but he let it all go over his head chaps. Anyways chaps...how did the footie match go chaps?

 

[Jackdaw]

Disappointing weekend chap...Bert came second best .Initially the marrow slipped through his fingers chaps.I thought Bert was gonna get cross but he let it all go over his head chaps. Anyways chaps...how did the footie match go chaps?

We weren't as fiery as we used to be.

 

[radfordinlondon]

is it worth getting someone to crap in their boots?

 

[radfordinlondon]

volunteers?

 

[radfordinlondon]

thought not!

 

[Old Red Fart]

I was sitting at my computer the other day writing out my will and I called out to my wife "When I die I'm going to leave everything to you, my love."

"You already do you lazy bastard".

 

[Ingy]

Yeah poor old Bert was married but only for a short period chaps.Whilst he spent all his spare time down on the allotment she spent her's down on a lot of men.Anyways cracking parsnips chaps.

 

[Ingy]

How's Mildred chaps?

 

[Ingy]

volunteers?

I wouldn't climb a mountain chap never mind a volcano.

 

[Ingy]

We weren't as fiery as we used to be.

THIS.We need to be fiery for 90 minutes chaps not just 15.

 

[Ingy]

I was sitting at my computer the other day writing out my will and I called out to my wife /QUOTE]
I tend to type on my computer chap.Did you have to wipe the ink of the screen?

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Some cracking work just lately chap and some wonderful uses of the palindrome! Cracking stuff all round

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Also some excellent fisHcake patter...although we would all prefer a fisHcake platter I'm sure!!