How old is Apollyon?

[Ingy]

Before I go just thought, at this rate, we will be at 302 Easter next year chaps!

What a snerty pseud comment! We will never get there within that small time period chap...get a life numpty!

 

[Ingy]

Just saw Bert giving Apollyon a lift home in his wheelbarrow chaps! Cracking teamwork chaps!

 

[Apollyon]

Just caught Bert going through the pockets of my jacket chaps.

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Just caught Bert going through the pockets of my jacket chaps.

Makes a change chap, he's usually going through the back pockets of your jeans...whilst you're wearing them!

 

[Ingy]

Just caught Bert going through the pockets of my jacket chaps.

Are you sure chap...have you been on the onions?Bert said he can get you some jacket potatoes perhaps you were mistaken chap.

 

[Ingy]

Just spoke to Bert chaps. He has your handkerchief Apollyon......he had to get it from your jacket pocket chap to wipe your tears ....too many onions again chap! When will you ever learn chap?

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

I spotted Bert on tele earlier chaps. He was taking a crate of parsnips round to his neighbour and started talking to her about a Sun Life Over 50s plan.

You can't say he doesn't look out for others chaps

 

[Ingy]

I spotted Bert on tele earlier chaps. He was taking a crate of parsnips round to his neighbour and started talking to her about a Sun Life Over 50s plan.

You can't say he doesn't look out for others chaps

Did she get a free pen as well chap?

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Did she get a free pen as well chap?

No chap, he only gave her the parsnips

 

[Ingy]

I wonder if she roasted them chap?What a cracking fella!

 

[Apollyon]

He knows his parsnips chap unlike this chef on Ramsays kitchen nightmares chaps!

 

[Apollyon]

No chap, he only gave her the parsnips

I bet he did the filthy c*********n*t

 

[Ingy]

You want to get down that allotment of yours chap and get some produce.Bert is an inspiration to us all.Wonder if he has any rhubarb for a nice crumble chaps?

 

[Apollyon]

Its gone a bit stringy chap. I advised Bert to put a bucket over it with a few holes pricked in the top but he just get me a wry smile and a back hander.

Im off to watch Aladdin this afternoon with the kids chaps. I can't stand Will Smith, should I tell them or keep it to myself?

 

[Apollyon]

Might take a few of Berts caramelised parsnips as a snack chaps.

 

[Apollyon]

No doubt that daft dumbo bast*rd Cornflakes will be out with HER at TKMAXX AGAIN.

Fed up with this shit lads

 

[Apollyon]

Did you know its TJMAXX in USA chap?

 

[Apollyon]

Did you know its TJMAXX in USA chap?

Yes I did you pseudy snert.

 

[Apollyon]

If somehow we can get this bitch to 303, we can guarantee a loss for Fat Franks Derby. I have asked the Cosmos and that is what it wants in return.

I doubt we will make it though chaps, its a tall order.

 

[Ingy]

Do they still sell washing machines chap?