Sussex Villan
Vital Squad Member
Just found this on the internet... The Best Of The Worst Country & Western Song Titles
Dog Poop On The Pillow Where Your Sweet Head Used To Be
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
I Ain't Gone To Bed With No Ugly Women, But I Shore Woke Up With A Few
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
I Wanna Whip Your Cow
I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If I'd Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of The Pen By Now
If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
If My Nose Were Full Of Pennies, I'd Blow It All On You
If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
I'm The Only Hell My Mama Ever Raised
I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You
I've Got the Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft; She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles
She's Looking Better After Every Beer
Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
Dog Poop On The Pillow Where Your Sweet Head Used To Be
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
I Ain't Gone To Bed With No Ugly Women, But I Shore Woke Up With A Few
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
I Wanna Whip Your Cow
I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If I'd Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of The Pen By Now
If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
If My Nose Were Full Of Pennies, I'd Blow It All On You
If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
I'm The Only Hell My Mama Ever Raised
I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You
I've Got the Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft; She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles
She's Looking Better After Every Beer
Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
