Barton up before the Beak

[Wansalarf]

You sure you haven't had your 'arris over-extended?

 

[Archiepoptart]

Plenty of reasons the courts are failing, but I suspect the biggest reason is the influx of crime committed by our friends from over the water.??

Upnor?

 

[norwichgill]

Guessing it must be Essex

 

[Chiptech]

Just been seen by one of the Turkish immigrants Farage warned us about. She's my doctor and happens to be excellent. Also has the thinnest fingers in the practice for my Prostate test.

How knobbly were her knuckles though !

 

[Nobby_66]

How knobbly were her knuckles though !

And I hope she's cut her finger nails ?