Arse wipes are in meltdown; I'm loving every response I get to my 'hard luck' mate messages....Believe it or not, we've been lifelong friends but this little exchange almost made me wet myself:
Me: "Hard lines *****, you almost gave them a game, can't believe that you crumpled so badly in second half, you really look like a team who doesn't know how to defend, anyway, see you Saturday, hope you've recovered by then."
"F**k off, you spud. We're f**ked, we've got a shit manager who knows shit about defending, shit management that has screwed up and lost our best players and have got the f**king cheek to charge me an extra £65 more for my season ticket to watch this shit. We're probably going to lose the only two top players we have who aren't shit. And they're telling us we've got f**k all money to spend on getting in more shit. They've turned us into a shit Europa team that I can't see changing and worst of all I can't help thinking the Spuds have become the no.1 team in London, but have no f**king idea how. Shit shit shit shit. I'm so f**king pissed off"
Me: "sounds like you're really in the shit, couldn't wish it on a better club"
Him: "F**k off and never speak to me ever again. See you at ******* engagement party Saturday. I hope you lose and that you are shit, if you do win , don't speak to me I might even never speak to you again. What time we teeing off Sunday? I might give it a miss if you win because I won't be able to cope with that smug look on your face, besides I'm so down I'll probably play shit".
I could put up a few others, but I'm still enjoying the banter on this one and laughing myself silly....