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Departed
Guest
*ring ring*
"Hello, Mr Levy's office"
"Maureen, its Charlie Kane! It's Danny boy about? Its urgent!"
"I'll just check you big fat Charlie"
*hold music (when the spurs go marching in)*
"DANNNNIEEELLLL! I HAVE CHARLIE KANE ON THE PHONE....ARE YOU IN?"
"No, and tell him I'm not interested in his Steve McQueen poster or the motorbike either. Although I can sort him out a signed Messi shirt for his brother if he wants one? Dont forget to tell him Jose called about a loan deal as well"
That last line made me laugh out loud. Kane to Roma. I wouldn't stop laughing for a month.