How old is Apollyon?

[Apollyon]

Hows Mildreds Piano chap? I had heard Berts organ was playing up

 

[Ingy]

Hows Mildreds Piano chap? I had heard Berts organ was playing up

It's Grand chap...she is often heard tinkling the ivories chap.

 

[Ingy]

Bert has a huge dilemma Saturday chaps! Apparently he doesn't know, as a single man, to join Mildred or Cornflakesman in their bubble. Wow just wow ....what a tricky one chaps? What would you do? WELL ......WELL.... what will he decide chaps?

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Bert has a huge dilemma Saturday chaps! Apparently he doesn't know, as a single man, to join Mildred or Cornflakesman in their bubble. Wow just wow ....what a tricky one chaps? What would you do? WELL ......WELL.... what will he decide chaps?

Don't worry chap, I have just been on the blower to Bert and have agreed that Mildred should go round to HIS allotment. It's been months since she's had her hands on his girthy parsnip and he can give her bush a quick trim while she's there.

That cretinous pig WILL be joining me in my bubble and WILL be treating me like shit and calling me a **nt, just how it should be chap!

Ciao x

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Hows Mildreds Piano chap? I had heard Berts organ was playing up

How's the Music Man chap?

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

It's Grand chap...she is often heard tinkling the ivories chap.

How is the west African coast these days chap?

 

[Ingy]

Don't worry chap, I have just been on the blower to Bert and have agreed that Mildred should go round to HIS allotment. It's been months since she's had her hands on his girthy parsnip and he can give her bush a quick trim while she's there.

That cretinous pig WILL be joining me in my bubble and WILL be treating me like shit and calling me a **nt, just how it should be chap!

Ciao x

How is Will these days chap and when will be be joining you chap?

 

[Ingy]

How is the west African coast these days chap?

That reminds me chap was Ben in work today chap?

 

[Ingy]

Thank god i stocked up on fishcakes for brexit.

Guess brexit has been useful for something

How many have you got left chap?

 

[Ingy]

How is Will these days chap and when will be be joining you chap?

WILL be joining him at 1AM chap!!!!!!!!

 

[Old Red Fart]

How is Will these days chap and when will be be joining you chap?

Is be be a new friend ?

 

[Ingy]

Is be be a new friend ?

Two be or not two be...... that is the question chap.

 

[Ingy]

Is be be a new friend ?

That would be Toby chap.Cracking chap,chap.

 

[Ingy]

That would be Toby chap.Cracking chap,chap.

How is that jug of yours these days chap?

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

That would be Toby chap.Cracking chap,chap.

How was the carvery chap? Did you have all three meats again you little tinker?

 

[Ingy]

How was the carvery chap? Did you have all three meats again you little tinker?

I had the sausage 3 ways chap.....battered,barbecued and stewed chap.Cracking chap.It came with a medley of fisH cakes...AS WELL YOU KNOW!!!!

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

I had the sausage 3 ways chap.....battered,barbecued and stewed chap.Cracking chap.

Bit over done were they chap? Not to worry chap Bert has got a jumbo sausage which I'm sure he will let you have a nibble on chap

 

[radfordinlondon]

How many have you got left chap?

Have been forced to make an essential journey to devon to restock!

 

[Apollyon]

Bantz

Let's all welcome back LBL

 

[Will.NFFC]

Don't worry chap, I have just been on the blower to Bert and have agreed that Mildred should go round to HIS allotment. It's been months since she's had her hands on his girthy parsnip and he can give her bush a quick trim while she's there.

That cretinous pig WILL be joining me in my bubble and WILL be treating me like shit and calling me a **nt, just how it should be chap!

Ciao x

So I'm a cretinous pig chap? Typical dumb stupidity.