How old is Apollyon?

[Ingy]

You go on Vital Forest and you make one grammatical mistake and you're labelled a prat...and that's the game

How was that pheasant tea chap...was it pleasant chap?

 

[Ingy]

I'm angry because this degrades people like Jonathan Ross, which I hate

How is the County chap?

 

[Ingy]

Who remembers this gem from Ingy way back on page 320, searching for the answer to another of life's great mysteries?

How is Toyah these days chap?

 

[Apollyon]

How is Toyah these days chap?

Still crackers chap?

 

[Apollyon]

Still crackers chap?

Just how are crackers chap? Still dry?

 

[Apollyon]

Just how are crackers chap? Still dry?

How is Polly chap?

 

[Apollyon]

How is Polly chap?

Just how is Nirvana ch*p?

 

[Ingy]

Still crackers chap?

How is Jacob chap?

 

[Ingy]

Just how is Nirvana ch*p?

How is that man who sold the world chap?

 

[Ingy]

How is Polly chap?

How is that kettle getting on chap?

 

[Ingy]

How is Jacob chap?

Still up the creek chap?

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Still up the creek chap?

How's the shiraz chap? Is it a nice drop chap?

 

[Ingy]

How's the shiraz chap? Is it a nice drop chap?

How was the pear chap?

 

[Apollyon]

How is Jacob chap?

How is his ladder getting on chap?

 

[Apollyon]

How is that man who sold the world chap?

Just how is Bowie chap? Still dead chap?

 

[Apollyon]

How is that kettle getting on chap?

Drumming up business again chap?

 

[Apollyon]

How's the shiraz chap? Is it a nice drop chap?

Just how is that South African you have locked in your garage writing you songs chap?

 

[Apollyon]

How was the pear chap?

How is Berts perry going chap? Still like rocket fuel chap?

 

[Apollyon]

How is Berts perry going chap? Still like rocket fuel chap?

Just how is Elton John chap?

 

[Apollyon]

Just how is Elton John chap?

Still bent chap!