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The Nice Stories Thread

BBJ said:
Even though it was me who took it, I think this is a nice recent picture of my better half.

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Gentleman scholar BBJ. You're top class.

But I've got to say, the look on her face says 'thanks, but you aren't getting anything tonight'.

Probably added a 'nice try'.

Please know me enough to get away with that joke, I mean no offence!
 
An elderly couple 👵👴 entered a McDonald’s store 🍿 and sat next to a table where some young people were having dinner. The old man walked over to the box and made the order for him. 🍔🍟🥛 He unwrapped the hamburger 🍔, cut it in half and put one half next to his wife 👵; very carefully, he counted all the fries 🍟 and did the same. He dipped two straws into the soda 🥛 and put it between himself and his wife. The old woman began to eat her half hamburger 🍔, people stared at her compassionately. A young man 👨 approached them and politely offered to buy them another portion of food. 🍔🍟🥛 The old woman 👵 she replied that she did not bother, that they were used to sharing everything. People realized that the old man 👴 had not eaten, he only watched 👀 as his wife ate, 👵 and from time to time, he drank a little soda. 🥛 Young 👨 approached again and repeated his offer. This time it was the old man 👴 who explained that no, they were used to sharing everything. The young man 👨 then asked the old man👴 And what are you waiting for then? THE TEETH!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
 
I came across this picture recently from a partial family get together in Kent on Bonfire night in 2015.
From left to right - Mrs Connolly, Mrs Connolly, Mrs Connolly, Mrs Connolly, and Mrs Connolly.
As Mrs Connolly and Mrs Connolly were not in Kent that evening, they are not in the picture.
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BBJ said:
Today is Paul McGrath's sixty-fourth birthday.
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Remember the national press banging on what a poor signing he was. Over the hill, alcoholic, with dodgy knees.
Absolute bargain and one of the finest defenders I have ever had the privilege to watch play. Happy birthday Paul.
 
BBJ said:
I came across this picture recently from a partial family get together in Kent on Bonfire night in 2015.
From left to right - Mrs Connolly, Mrs Connolly, Mrs Connolly, Mrs Connolly, and Mrs Connolly.
As Mrs Connolly and Mrs Connolly were not in Kent that evening, they are not in the picture.
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Mate, if I put my legal hat on, you might have possibly given away a little too much personal information there that they have not agreed to.

Four of them might be upset they aren't wearing a poppy, and one might wonder why they seem to have a coat hanger gripped between their knees.
 
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Sometimes there is Justice in the world.

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Woman who assaulted Chipotle worker sentenced to fast food job for two months

A viral video captured the woman screaming at a Chipotle worker before throwing her food in her face.
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"If I showed you how my food looked and how my food looked a week later from that same restaurant, it's disgusting looking," Hayne said

"I bet you won't be happy with the food you are going to get in the jail," Mr Gilligan quipped.
 
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