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Yorkshire dialect translation :)

Hi guys! If anyone can translate from Yorkshire dialect what the fellow says? Thank you :)

"Ey up, Ee by gum, flippin eck tha gennel is black bright almost as much as a coil ‘oil. Fettle mi’sen happy not monk on by givin it a clean so I have nowt to be mithering about.’


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A rough translation.

"If any bloody soft southerners come near my back alley I will give then something to moan about for the rest of their lives"


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Roughly speaking ,,,Hello how are you, oh gosh that alleyway is filthy,almost as much as a coal house,, I'll make my self happy and not sulk by giving it a clean, so I have nothing to moan about,,,