Woman rode motorbike naked, got fingered in the street and punched a blind man

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One for Mr Field here I think....

A woman has been jailed and banned from a entering a town after a judge described her as a mess today.

Natasha Claus, 36, turned up to court four hours late to be sentenced for riding a motorbike while naked through Woking, Surrey, having sex in the street and punching a blind man in the chest.
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I particularly like the seasonal twist her name brings to the story - her dad will be very disappointed, or should it read 'Natasha Claus (no relation)'? :3:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/28/woman-rode-motorbike-naked-sex-street-punched-blind-man-7188798/

 
Well, quite obviously you can't go around riding motorbikes naked....... she should wear a crash helmet at the very least - it's the law you know.


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Pride of Lions - 29/12/2017 09:08

Well, quite obviously you can't go around riding motorbikes naked....... she should wear a crash helmet at the very least - it's the law you know.


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She had been riding a helmet though in the street
 
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Inhaling butane gas? That's a new one on me. People really can be oh so dumb !
 
The Fear - 29/12/2017 19:38

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Inhaling butane gas? That's a new one on me. People really can be oh so dumb !
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I tried that once on lunch break from school. Maybe that explains it?
 
The Fear - 29/12/2017 20:36

Never heard of butane gas sniffing. What am I missing out on?! lol
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Not a whole lot. It's a long time ago so I don't remember clearly what it was like but I only did it once. I remember being sceptical that anything would happen but it did give a short lived buzz.
 
I am so glad I don't live in Woking then and have never been there. It certainly isn't on my bucket list to visit either
 
mike_field - 31/12/2017 23:36

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Lol, just saw this story and immediately thought of you.

Not that you would ride naked in Woking and get fingered on the street. Although if you did, that's your call, obviously.

Just struck me as the kind of story you like to share.

Happy new year to you and yours, Mr Field :14:
 
Sometimes even I can keep my mouth shut! But yes, if I missed this one, clearly must try harder PMSL

Have a goodun yourself chap and as for Bikini's comment, some of us are gentlemen and never tell lol
 
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