I know we are all, quite reasonably, making light of this but someone should tell her to get checked out for Polycystic Ovary Syndrome. Excessive facial (and body) hair growth in women is often a sign of this condition which, left untreated, can lead to serious health conditions such as diabetes and heart disease. I expect she's not too worried about the most common effect of this condition, low fertility, as she is not exactly of prime child bearing age and other than Don, I doubt she'd find anyone interested in impregnating her.