Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of 2 years is actually best friend wearing a strap-on

DeanoVilla

DeanoVilla

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Dumb bitch!

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/09/08/woman-says-she-discovered-her-long-term-boyfriend-was-her-female-best-friend-with-a-strap-on.html


A trusting British woman who was planning to marry her boyfriend says she agreed to wear a blindfold throughout their two-year relationship because her partner said he was too ashamed of the injuries he had suffered during a car accident.

When the woman lifted her blindfold during a sexual encounter in a hotel, she says she was stunned to discover that her boyfriend was a woman—and a woman that she knew well.
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The complainant, who cannot be named for legal reasons, claims she was sexually assaulted by her friend who had tricked her into believing she was a man and had sex with her using a strap-on.
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WOW!!!! People this thick really exist.

 
I suppose if her hands were tied during the sexual encounters and she was brought to high arousal, then you could pull this off. Its an interesting story but I don't get why she is complaining as she agreed to it all.
 
Easy enough to do I think... I often blindfold my victims...

Oh shit, :10: :10: :10: I meant girlfriends...

You ain't seen me, roight!?

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I'm not being funny but surely a woman can tell the difference between a real cock and a plastic cock, even without touching it with her hands?

If you agree to sleep with someone on many occasions without ever having looked upon their face then you deserve everything you get in my opinion.
 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3226030/Woman-posed-man-befriend-naive-25-year-old-Facebook-used-bandages-bind-chest-sex-toy-dupe-thinking-male.html
 
DeanoVilla - 10/9/2015 18:06

I'm not being funny but surely a woman can tell the difference between a real cock and a plastic cock, even without touching it with her hands?

If you agree to sleep with someone on many occasions without ever having looked upon their face then you deserve everything you get in my opinion.
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I find this all rather amusing.....

Regarding the 'feel' of a real or plastic cock, I'd assume a condom must of been used to reduce the sensitivity.

With that in mind, I also assume the 'complainant' didn't give her 'boyfriend' a bj?............. Lol

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This has to be total bullshit

How can they have had intimate relationship for that long and not spoken while in the same room

I'm calling bullshit on this one
 
They did speak, but she said she didn't really find it suspicious that her 'boyfriend' had the same accent and high pitched voice as her best friend. haha. Like i say. Dumb twat deserves it if its true.

Most likely she knew what was going on, fancied a bit of muff but didn't want to admit it to herself or anyone else so just went along with the whole charade, and now fancies a bit of cash so is suing.

 
But why would she suspect her friend anyway? As far as she knew, she met a guy on line and they established a relationship over a period of time. The blindfolds, masks, I'm scared about the way I look, not allowing to touch etc, - it sounds better that 15 shades of grey. Maybe she was enjoying all the mysteriousness of the relationship and then the removal of the blindfold suddenly spoiled it for her.



 
Well maybe but the fact she's now moaning is just daft.

It's like going to an 'under the table' bar in Thailand, knowing full well the person performing on you under the table could well be anyone as you've never set eyes on them, and then whinging when you find out its a bloke.

I don't think she can moan to be honest.
 
She was certainly at the back of the queue when they were handing out brain cells :21: :59: :83:
 
You may well think it`s funny Deano,but I found myself in a similar position many years ago with a woman I knew as Claudette.She used to blindfold me and give me no end of blow jobs.The full monty if you get my drift.The funny thing was that we never spoke She was adamant that she never had to say a word
Anyway , years later i took a peek through my blindfold and discovered to my horror it was a bloke,so I let "it" finish me off,then legged it and never returned.I later found out there was a bloke called Clive from Tipton doing it on a regular basis to vulnerable guys,such as myself.
Never did find out what happened to him.
 
Clubpaver - 12/9/2015 08:05

You may well think it`s funny Deano,but I found myself in a similar position many years ago with a woman I knew as Claudette.She used to blindfold me and give me no end of blow jobs.The full monty if you get my drift.The funny thing was that we never spoke She was adamant that she never had to say a word
Anyway , years later i took a peek through my blindfold and discovered to my horror it was a bloke,so I let "it" finish me off,then legged it and never returned.I later found out there was a bloke called Clive from Tipton doing it on a regular basis to vulnerable guys,such as myself.
Never did find out what happened to him.
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:1: :1: :1: :15: :19: :15: Oh dear God Club, I have just spilt my cuppa laughing, at your plight :15: :19: :15:

Clive? Last seen heading into Tim's office to hide under his desk I heard, or was that the local cop shop?

Come out, come out, wherever you are Clive? :19:
 
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