Why?

Freeman14

Freeman14

Vital Squad Member
Why do people get on a plane? Why don't they get IN the plane?

Why is it called a near-miss, it's a near-hit

Why do you sometimes look at your watch and then someone asks you the time and you have to look again?

These things trouble me :74:
 
Why is it as cheap as chips ?
They`re bloody expensive considering it`s just 3 spuds in a bit of cooking oil.

Why do people say you`ve got egg under your chin when your zip is down on your jeans ?

Why do people refer to getting drunk as being arseholed ?

I`m with you Freeman.I too am feeling troubled,bewildered and if I might borrow a Vital Villa word,discombobulated.

Life is complicated enough without all these unnecessary conundrums.
 
Glad it's not just me! Why do John Lewis use the slogan 'Never knowingly undersold'? I know what it's supposed to mean but I can't make any sense of the statement!!
 
Why do politicians turn into animals when in the house of commons? All that "Raar rarr grrr murmer murmer... " bollocks everytime someone says something.

I've just never got that. If schoolchildren behaved like that in class they'd all be up for detention!
 
I feel better reading this :17:

And further more Deano why do the rich elite cocksuckers gather in a house of 'commons' anyway?
 
Why do we common folk put up with stuck up folk who look down at people who have little in life, we should root them out and hang them imo.
 
Freeman14 - 17/12/2014 01:45


Why do you sometimes look at your watch and then someone asks you the time and you have to look again?
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I can answer this one. When we look at our watch, it's often not to get the time but to find out how much time we have left to, for example, catch a bus.
But I have a question of my own - why are English muffins only to be found in the USA?
 
Im not really bothered about that one anymore sirdennis.I`ll be in the 50 bracket along with your good self in about 8 hours :17:
But remember,I`ll always be 8 months younger !
 
Why is it that everyone who drives slower than us is an idiot, and everyone who drives faster than us is a maniac? :17:
 
Why is it that every dog has his day?. Why is it a dog?. Why not a cat, or a human or an elephant?..
 
Freeman14 - 17/12/2014 22:01

Why is it that everyone who drives slower than us is an idiot, and everyone who drives faster than us is a maniac? :17:
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Because as Villa fans are perfect and drive at exactly the right speed 100% of the time. Obviously.
 
Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

Usually if you put an 'in' at the front of a word it makes it mean the opposite, so what makes flammable such a special case the fiery bastard!
 
col8 - 18/12/2014 05:05

Why do completly shit football managers get their contracts extended.
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Why do we always end up with an owner feckin things up one way or another.
 
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