kefkat
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Gazgecko - 14/8/2013 18:27
kefkat - 13/8/2013 23:19
Gazgecko - 13/8/2013 21:15
My pleasure. Later I'll tell you the story about the time I fell over and grazed my knee. It really hurt!
I hope it involves and oxymoron and a charity Gaz
Ooh. ooh. Yes. So, there I was walking along, minding my own business when a cyclist brushed past me and I fell over (and grazed my knee).
The cyclist wearing an Oxford University sweatshirt apologised and then pulled out a clipboard and asked if I would consider helping to save pandas/orphans/rainforests/Nick Clegg's self esteem (I forget which).
I asked if he was having a laugh, but with an absolutely straight face he told me that pandas/orphans/rainforests/Nick Clegg's self esteem (I forget which) are no laughing matter.
So I threw his bike under a bus.
He was an Oxford University Student; an 'Oxy' for short. And also a moron (although my descriptor was a tad more colourful).
Therefore an Oxymoron working for a charity. *Badum-tish*
No? Anyone?
I'm here all week be sure to tip your waitress... :93:
:1: :1: :1: Now that really did make me laugh