Who wants a chuckle? | Vital Football

Who wants a chuckle?

officemonkey

Vital Champions League
#3
Mike Ashley has re-established your lot as a comfortable mid-table Premier League side. No one is claiming that he’s a saint - or even a respectable person in any way or form - but none of you can deny that he has contributed enough from his own pocket to maintain Newcastle’s reputation as a financially stable top flight outfit, with access to a war chest that will allow them to compete at the top level.”

Imagine being this thick?
 

officemonkey

Vital Champions League
#4
For those of you that still buy tickets because you are thick, Mike Ashley has made a fortune off the back of our club. The bottom line will show he hasn’t put a penny in.
 

Mcnamee67

Vital Football Hero
#5
The club has been bled dry since the Premier League started. Someone is about to lose some serious money. I pray it is the fat one but it would take a long spell out of the Premiership for this to happen