Who wants a chuckle? | Vital Football

Who wants a chuckle?


Vital Champions League
Mike Ashley has re-established your lot as a comfortable mid-table Premier League side. No one is claiming that he’s a saint - or even a respectable person in any way or form - but none of you can deny that he has contributed enough from his own pocket to maintain Newcastle’s reputation as a financially stable top flight outfit, with access to a war chest that will allow them to compete at the top level.”

Imagine being this thick?


Vital Champions League
For those of you that still buy tickets because you are thick, Mike Ashley has made a fortune off the back of our club. The bottom line will show he hasn’t put a penny in.


Vital Football Hero
The club has been bled dry since the Premier League started. Someone is about to lose some serious money. I pray it is the fat one but it would take a long spell out of the Premiership for this to happen