Where will we finish next season? Just for fun

UnbelievableJeff

UnbelievableJeff

Vital Squad Member
For me.....this could be the even more difficult third album.

16th, with a brief flirt with relegation. A freak winter a la 1963, means no football for 5 weeks, but on the plus point, we will have a very unexpected cup run.

A series of power cuts will mean that a league game will finish at 7pm.

We're overdue, sadly, some bad luck - long term injuries etc.

The Balti pies will mutate and cause one of the pie heaters to melt and will then invade Grimsby.

Ribs will turn up without bibs and the hog roast will run off, causing a ground wide protest.
 
Difficult third album........oh no we are going all Master of Puppets on the other teams and romping home in top spot.

Year after we consolidate with an And Justice for All season which is still too good for anyone else in league 1

Then we destroy the Championship with the majesty of our self titled fifth season/album which is just too good for any opposition to compete with they all concede defeat before kick off.

Simple game footie
 
UnbelievableJeff said:
For me.....this could be the even more difficult third album.

16th, with a brief flirt with relegation. A freak winter a la 1963, means no football for 5 weeks, but on the plus point, we will have a very unexpected cup run.

A series of power cuts will mean that a league game will finish at 7pm.

We're overdue, sadly, some bad luck - long term injuries etc.

The Balti pies will mutate and cause one of the pie heaters to melt and will then invade Grimsby.

Ribs will turn up without bibs and the hog roast will run off, causing a ground wide protest.
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Why don't you just enter the where will the finish comp, it does include us!

https://forums.vitalfootball.co.uk/...finish-for-season-2018-2019-enter-here.81634/
 
I am not a doom and gloom merchant and I know this is a bit non committal on the exact position, but my honest assessment would be unless we sign/loan another 4/5 quality players. It will not be higher than this season.
 
UnbelievableJeff said:
Oh and a freak pitch invasion by Peacocks and a lost gaggle of Canadian Geese.
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ah . did you know that geese are only a "gaggle" when they are on the ground/water . When in the air they are a called a "skein" or "wedge" or thirdly if flying close together in formation they are know as a "plump" .

Not in a quiz league team for nothing lol
 
cheshireimp said:
ah . did you know that geese are only a "gaggle" when they are on the ground/water . When in the air they are a called a "skein" or "wedge" or thirdly if flying close together in formation they are know as a "plump" .

Not in a quiz league team for nothing lol
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Indeed. They can also be referred to a flock in the air as well. So for a pitch invasion, they would be on the ground in my head....hence the gaggle. Haha
 
2nd. Of all the teams that didn't get promoted, I don't think that any were better than us. Fully expect us to add more quality to the team in the close season, whilst letting a few makeweights leave.
 
More clueless than usual, so hard to predict without seeing who we sign. Genuinely think loss of Woodyard will hurt us more than people perhaps realise and we need a few quality signings to improve on last season.
 
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