"When he knew I was being serious he backed down, and he put himself in his cage."

[Long suffering Imp]

I,m just in OK in this chart.

Can we get the chart taken down, I find it upsetting.

 

[DEEPING IMP]

Talking to friends in Peterborough this morning and one of the females mentioned Evans was in her hairdressers having highlights put in last week.

 

[DonnyImp]

Could it be?...........nah!!!!!

 

[Casperimp]

My mind and my Translender persona has me on the blue dot the mirror unfortunately has me on the green dot

 

[Impala]

I,m just in OK in this chart.

I need to be about five inches taller.

 

[impede]

I have only 10% body fat (smug smiley)

 

[Riiiiik]

I have only 10% body fat (smug smiley)

Are you sure? I know you're slim but I didn't think you were as slim as me. I can fall down the cracks in the pavement but I'm not at 10%.

 

[Scotimp]

I started my annual diet three weeks ago and went onto the NHS BMI Calculator site to establish my start point. It crashed.

 

[GreenNeedle]

I just about reach OK but bordering underweight :) That's what booze instead of food does for you. lol

 

[jal jal]

You always want a bit of meat on your bones.

 

[Barney Imp]

Apparently I'm ok.

Which matches well with a little app on this here phone, Lookout 'tis called, that keeps telling me that everything is ok. Supposedly a tinterweb protection type app but I think that it's subsumed a role as personal counselor...

Come on you Imps!!!!!!!!!!!!©

 

[impede]

You always want a bit of meat on your bones.

I have that. Just little fat. But don't worry, I am happy to pay tax to protect the NHS for when people like Evans get type 2 or start bleeding from their backsides.

 

[gijsbert_bos]

He'd make an excellent Widow Twankey at the London Palladium.

I think he already wears eyeliner to be honest so the makeup would be easy enough for him.

 

[cherryexile]

Can imagine Christopher Biggins playing him on TV

But can you imagine Christopher Biggins playing with him after a gentle cuddle under the sheets.

Or is that taking even Evans revulsion just a tad too far?

 

[Sincilbanks]

He'd make an excellent Widow Twankey at the London Palladium.

To reuse a corker from Margot Asquith...
"Just like Harlow the 'T' is silent"