What To Eat When The Mrs Won't Cook

BodyButter

BodyButter

Vital Football Legend
I'm sure you've been glued to the story of Clive's suffering as much as I have. In the spirit of Vital Villa, I think we should help our buddy out with some words of wisdom. So what do you eat when the mrs won't cook?

Me? I scrounge through the fridge and the freezer to see if there is anything decent left over. Otherwise, I'll out.
 
BodyButter - 26/2/2015 12:23

So what do you eat when the mrs won't cook?
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Won't cook!? WON'T COOK! WTF! Does this really happen? I thought it was just a TV programme, and some men actually put up with that? :21: unbelievable! The thought of it has made me come out in a cold sweat, I think I'll have a lie down, since when do they have a choice :81: I still think you're all having me on, I mean seriously! :22:



 
Juan Mourep - 26/2/2015 13:52

BodyButter - 26/2/2015 12:23

So what do you eat when the mrs won't cook?
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Won't cook!? WON'T COOK! WTF! Does this really happen? I thought it was just a TV programme, and some men actually put up with that? :21: unbelievable! The thought of it has made me come out in a cold sweat, I think I'll have a lie down, since when do they have a choice :81: I still think you're all having me on, I mean seriously! :22:
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:1: :1: PMSL :19:

 
I'm sorry, much like Juan, I'm shocked and to be honest don't really understand this concept.

Then again, I have staff for such stuff. :103:
 
Oh and for Clive, beans.

I would say beans on toast but it starts to get a bit technical then! :89:
 
Toast is easy if you have a toaster but it's a lot more difficult if you have to use a toasting fork.
 
I'm with you Juan.

Fortunately, my mrs always cooks. Now I enjoy cooking myself, but I'm definitely taking a back seat these days. I don't even do the washing up.....
 
Be fair Andy, at least I don't have a house-boy to load the machine like Fear does.


 
Very rare for my tea not to be cooked for me . If it does happen though the only things I am capable of cooking are beans on toast or an omelette.
 
As all the top chiefs are male, I just thought it an inherent ability in Males, I can cook and bake absolutely anything, if I choose to, but my partner appreciates my tips and advice on how to improve her cooking and insists on looking after me, as she should. :14:


 
Villan Of The North - 26/2/2015 21:30

Be fair Andy, at least I don't have a house-boy to load the machine like Fear does.
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Yeah but Ian you have 10 wives ya jammy bugger
 
This happened yesterday; not that Mrs BBJ refused to cook, rather she was extremely tired. Solution? I raided her purse and headed for the local chip shop where I purchased fish and chips for two and a couple of potato scallops for myself - a mere snip at £6.80.
 
Tomatoe soup..... poor 2 bags of cheese and onion walkers crisps in. Add loads of grated cheese. Wait for crisps to go soggy. Down it.

Alternatively tuna spread chow mein.... cook super noodles... empty tuna sweetcorn mayo all over. Cut up some tomatoes. Down it.

 
:1: :19: :19: :19: :19: Just seen this and gone through the thread, fook me yav killed me ba**ads :19:
 
It's the cheak of it ay it, i mean ok so sayin ''yo arse ay half gettin bigger girl'' or even just something so simple as ''om a little teapot short and stout, you got big knockers and bum sticking out'' For some weird reason she hates that song, just doesn't warrant trying to starve me to death does it, i am so glad you dudes feel mar pain and am trying to stop me starving to death, Tomato soup and Beans it is then!!
 
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