What rhymes with Alderweireld?

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whiteghost

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Great to hear all the chants against Chelsea even if some are not hugely imaginative....Hugo,Hugo.

Feel a tad sorry for Walker and Alderweireld. Chants like jokes have to start somewhere. Some wit must sit must claim that he/she first sang...We'll take more care of you, Archibald, Archibald.

Walker must be a bit pissed that Danny Rose resounds around WHL. Toby deserves his own chant.

So come on you sparkling word smiths invent chants for them.
 
It's strange how some players get loads of songs, and others get none. I don't ever remember anyone singing Kyle Walkers name, but he is a brilliant right back for both Spurs and England.

It's a petty that Real Madrid or Barcelona don't rhyme with Alderwiereld, because that's where he will no doubt end up.
 
Oh, I would Walker thousand miles

And I would Walker thousand more,

Just to be the man who walks 2 thousand miles

To see Kyle Walker score ..... (FOR SPURS)

Da da da (da da da)

To see Kyle Walker score... (KYLE WAL-KER)!

Ad lib and fade.......
 
To Status Quo's "Rockin' all over the World".

Ah here we are and here we are and here we go
All aboard and we're hitting the road
Here we go-oh, rockin' with Alderweireld

And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
etc.......
 
Toby, or not Toby: That is the question
Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous refereeing decisions
Or to take arms against a sea of endless replays
And by opposing, end them?
 
To the tune of "the whole world" by Outkast

Alder-weireld loves it when we beat the blues
Bah bah da da bah bah bah da da
Alder-weireld loves it when we sing his tune
Bah bah da da...

Could change the bah das for "yid army yid yid yid army" if u wanted.

Also got me thinking about "the whole world in his hands song" but couldn't think of anything decent to change apart from the whole world to Alderweireld


 
I thought of Toby Wan-Kenobi but wasn't able to get any words

Then there's "Toby Carvery - just as it should be" but comes without music
 
I reckon 'He's Got The Whole World In His Hands' would well fit Toby.

'We've got Alderweireld, in our team,
We've got the great Alderweireld, in our team,
We've got Alderweireld, in our team,
We've got the best centre back in the land.

He's got the little bitty forwards, in his hands,
He's got the little bitty forwards, in his hands,
He's got the little bitty forwards, in his hands,
He's got the whole of 'em in his hands.'

And so on.

He is just an absolutely top-class defender. We've had some crackers over the years and he is up there with all of them.
 
cliffy - 7/1/2017 09:58

I reckon 'He's Got The Whole World In His Hands' would well fit Toby.

'We've got Alderweireld, in our team,
We've got the great Alderweireld, in our team,
We've got Alderweireld, in our team,
We've got the best centre back in the land.

He's got the little bitty forwards, in his hands,
He's got the little bitty forwards, in his hands,
He's got the little bitty forwards, in his hands,
He's got the whole of 'em in his hands.'

And so on.

He is just an absolutely top-class defender. We've had some crackers over the years and he is up there with all of them.
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Best song so far. :1:

King for me is the best I have seen. After that I would say Toby is on par with Judas. Then the likes of Gough, Woodgate, Mabbs just behind him.
 
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