What or who were they texting? competition winner!!

[Spursex]

Bit of fun - winner will get An amazon voucher for £20 (or equivelant)

Simply make up a caption or text dialogue, and post it in this thread.

I will then have a get together with my alter ego at the end of this week and decide the winning entry ...

Of course I will be totally impartial, except if you come up with a greavsie stye pun..

 

[Nick Real Deal]

Bit of fun - winner will get An amazon voucher for £20 (or equivelant)

Simply make up a caption or text dialogue, and post it in this thread.

I will then have a get together with my alter ego at the end of this week and decide the winning entry ...

Of course I will be totally impartial, except if you come up with a greavsie stye pun..




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What is David Iyke doing in our changing room ?

 

[Harry-Kari]

They are texting Sky Sports to find out who won.

 

[Matic]

This isnt my submission, but who are the 3 players? Dier, Davies and Hojbjerg?

 

[Nick Real Deal]

This isnt my submission, but who are the 3 players? Dier, Davies and Hojbjerg?

I thought it was Toby.

 

[Spesh-Spur]

Toby with bandaged head I believe

 

[Spesh-Spur]

Jose:

"and only now do they text Mr Levy to say we forgive you for sacking Mauricio"
*eye roll*

 

[Nick Real Deal]

Dier is texting Dele and telling him how much he has missed him , Toby is texting his missus seeking sympathy for his head injury and Hojbjerg is texting Eriksen begging him to come back so that he has a decent AM to pass to.

 

[Departed]

Jose: When we win, I give them 30 minutes on Tinder.

 

[Critical_Spur]

3 Defensive players. All checking their bank balances for the clean sheet bonus and transferring commission to HK.

...and I bet it wasn't a 20 quid Amazon voucher either!

 

[Spursex]

Jose:

"No I haven't sold any of you, the window doesn't open until January!!"

 

[Gary Onedaysoon]

"Pssst. Jose's coming. Pretend you're on the phone."

 

[Greavswasthegreatest]

Speed up my footballer frienz I must know the information from your bookies for the best odds for us to win the Premier League so I can place my bet ....NOW!

 

[Critical_Spur]

Seeing Jose there...would appear:

Jose: "Vote your man of the match....NOW!"

 

[Walthamstow wanderer]

“Who the fuck understands these rules on this predictor thread “

 

[Walthamstow wanderer]

“Looks like he was a striker at Benfica “

 

[Pompey Yid]

The new lad what's name, Google him.

 

[Spursex]

Some very funny thoughts here - you can of course have multiple enteries if the mood takes you!

 

[Greavswasthegreatest]

Don't any of you dare look into my eyes, you will be turned into stone after that awful peformance!

 

[SheringhamNo10]

Jose with a grin!

“following Cities indifferent start to the season and Virgil’s injury at a Liverpool. The boys are starting to believe! The lads are currently checking the odds on Spurs winning the PL this season”