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Barnsleyspurred

Barnsleyspurred

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The highest number you've ever counted to out loud?

I think I probably got to about 130 before getting bored one time. Hurts my throat after a bit.

I only ask as today I counted to 28 in my head before answering my boss as work just to piss him off
 
I've often tried the counting technique to assist with premature ejaculation .

The best I've achieved is 17 . But i must admit , it was assisted by picturing Roy Cropper noshing me off
 
I may have to try that. I once made a solitary mars bar last for 4hours 27mins on a night shift once. It was quite emotional. The nougat slides down too easily.
 
Great. Now they are encouraging each other. This could spiral into an OT Gibbsy thing.
 
Probably right mate . I've tried most tactics , picturing my mum , your mum , my dog , your whippet , counting , even doing my accounts but can't beat 17 .
Any other tips for preventing the quick bolt ?
 
I duno. But I once went on detachment and got stuck with no Internet. All there was in my room was a bed and a mirror. Anyway, I needed a wank so I bent over in front of the mirror and had a wank over my own ass whilst peering over my shoulder.

 
Barnsleyspur - 4/3/2014 20:53

I duno. But I once went on detachment and got stuck with no Internet. All there was in my room was a bed and a mirror. Anyway, I needed a wank so I bent over in front of the mirror and had a wank over my own ass whilst peering over my shoulder.
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I cant seem to visualise that, not sure if that's a safety device or lack of imagination on my part?

I tried visualising T's mum with Barns' Mum but came like a train so not recommended

 
Try a life size photo of Kim Kardashian. That will delay everything no matter what your predilection.
 
that would stop me coming?

Not sure you've fully grasped the concept here 80

I dont know which Kardashian she is, but then again, does anybody?
 
Annoying, caterwauling women who have their own reality TV shows? No thanks. Too many miles on that one.
 
This will definitely not work......sports at it's best?

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