Gills88 - 21/6/2016 11:19
after the season we had last season what is everyone expectations for us this season and where do you think we will finish?
Who in your opinion think are going to be key players for us this season!
It'll start off serenely, as everyone gets used to the inevitable new system. It'll then get rather heated very quickly indeed around the 23rd for some reason. Following that there'll either be an outpouring of relief, or more hostility if the result doesn't go as planned.
Following that, there will be more and more people finding Welsh aunties and uncles as Albania are vanquished and England get knocked out by Portugal in the round of 16.
The board will then bumble along quite nicely, Wales will be mourned as they lose in the quarters, Woy will be vilified and defended in equal measure as the first bedwetter/apologist battle of the new era begins.
Attention will turn to the Gills, and more the point about what Jed's going to do to replace Dack. Dack's pricetag will be debated until the wee hours... the unrealistic will say he's worth 10m, the haggered about 50k. When he goes for abour 2.5m most will be happy enough, until at least everyone realises Scally isn't giving Jed any of the money, and what does he pay his consultant wife/gf for anyway.
WX's mortgage will be due for renewal, Buddha will say property is theft.
Something scandalous will happen in the news that will divide the board again, this time probably along reactionaries vs thinkers, or realists vs hippies depending on which side of the fence you are on.
Lunch will be discussed, and weather presenters too.
Gills will be bumbling along well enough, probably between 6-10th until Christmas, which will divide the board into the second major round of bedwetters vs apologists, Dack will get injured playing in a paint pot cup game for Crystal Palace reserves.
January will come and go, some players will be bought, some leave, but Scally wont have put his hand in his pocket enough for some, and not others. Gills continue to bumble along.
March will be swiftly upon us, Gills will take the lead away to someone 2-0 on telly, only to probably lose. Hessenthaler will have won his first match at Orient all season, and be heralded as the saviour of Gills and a petition will begin to have him return.
The Gills will get a bit of form, and get oh so close to making a real push for the playoffs, ultimately coming down to the final day of the season, and a winner take all match vs Charlton.
The budget will be released, tax breaks announced, and changes made, everyone will hate every decision made, everyone will agree that landlords have too much money, poor people don't have enough, Jeremy Corbyn is hopeless, and Prime Minister Boris Johnson needs removing.
Charlton will win the aforementioned winner take all match, but Millwall stuff Bolton 15-0 and pip us both to 6th. Joe Martin cries when they lose in the playoffs, so it's all ok.
WX's car insurance will be due for a renewal, Sheppey knows a mate.
The season will end, Gills will be about the same as we are now. Jed will leave, Hessy will come in after a stirring effort to avoid relegation at Leyton Orient. Trigger will be the new club captain, with Junior Lewis his vice, Peter Taylor coming in as the new tea lady.
Something else really divisive will occur in the political sphere, and everyone will take it a bit too seriously, all the while avoiding doing much of their actual job.
Come June 2017, on the first anniversay of Northern Ireland's victorious Euro 2016 victory, the entire board will finally decide to meet up for a drink in the Queen's Head snug.
No-one will be able to find it however. Except for the guv, who uses the maps feature on his iphone.
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OR... Trump wins the election in November, and the world suffers a nuclear apocalypse 3 weeks later.