Bikini Inspector
Vital Football Hero
Last night I had my weirdest dream ever. I was in Las Vegas on a night out. I then went to a cafe which was full of African Americans singing a rap song. I look up from my food and say "This song is shit". All of a sudden that old rapper 2pac is there and he is challenging me to a fight.
He goes for me, I knock him out and exit the cafe, as I look back he is laying spark out on the floor. I then find myself going into a lift. A gang of 4 thugs enter the lift after me and when the doors close one of them starts on another person in the lift and then turns towards me. When he comes towards me I punch him and knock him to the ground where he has a massive seizure.
I run out of the lift in fear that I may have killed a man. Only when I exit the lift I am no Longer in Vegas but in Birmingham by the passport office place.
I start going down some stairs to get away and then all of a sudden I exit the stairs and I am on a lifeboat which is in a lifeboat house getting ready to be launched into the sea. As I am climbing off the boat I get my leg tangled in a chain and ruin the launch.
ME: "Sorry mate, I didn't mean to ruin your launch".
Lifeboat crew member: "Your apologies are just not good enough mate."
ME: "Well fuck you then, I didn't mean it anyway. I was only being polite."
The lifeboat crewman then grabs me and throws me down a hole in the floor of the boat which goes into a narrow wooden shoot and drops straight into the ocean.
As i am falling down the shoot I can hear the sea and feel scared. At the last minute I put my foot up and stop myself from dropping into the sea. I am feeling good for about 2 seconds and begin to bang on the walls of this enclosed shoot when I hear the crewman shout "LAUNCH BOAT".
At that point the boat is launched into the sea and water rushes up into the narrow wooden shoot which now feels like a coffin. I begin to drown. Just before I die I wake up with my teeth clenched.
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He goes for me, I knock him out and exit the cafe, as I look back he is laying spark out on the floor. I then find myself going into a lift. A gang of 4 thugs enter the lift after me and when the doors close one of them starts on another person in the lift and then turns towards me. When he comes towards me I punch him and knock him to the ground where he has a massive seizure.
I run out of the lift in fear that I may have killed a man. Only when I exit the lift I am no Longer in Vegas but in Birmingham by the passport office place.
I start going down some stairs to get away and then all of a sudden I exit the stairs and I am on a lifeboat which is in a lifeboat house getting ready to be launched into the sea. As I am climbing off the boat I get my leg tangled in a chain and ruin the launch.
ME: "Sorry mate, I didn't mean to ruin your launch".
Lifeboat crew member: "Your apologies are just not good enough mate."
ME: "Well fuck you then, I didn't mean it anyway. I was only being polite."
The lifeboat crewman then grabs me and throws me down a hole in the floor of the boat which goes into a narrow wooden shoot and drops straight into the ocean.
As i am falling down the shoot I can hear the sea and feel scared. At the last minute I put my foot up and stop myself from dropping into the sea. I am feeling good for about 2 seconds and begin to bang on the walls of this enclosed shoot when I hear the crewman shout "LAUNCH BOAT".
At that point the boat is launched into the sea and water rushes up into the narrow wooden shoot which now feels like a coffin. I begin to drown. Just before I die I wake up with my teeth clenched.
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