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Pope John XXIII - 11/7/2017 06:42

You do summerhouses Jimmy?

Had this young bloke from Exeter in to build one but he wasn't as good as I hoped
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He's better than Bendtner at them!

I booked Fryatt to build one for me - but he never even turned up

Veldwyk couldn't get his off the ground

And O'Gradys looked like a donkey's stable

I tried djebbour but he was shite and I had to pay him off to leave the site

Give the Exeter lad a few months and he will build you a palace
 
Jimmy Gordon - 11/7/2017 07:41

Pope John XXIII - 11/7/2017 06:42

You do summerhouses Jimmy?

Had this young bloke from Exeter in to build one but he wasn't as good as I hoped
Click to expand...

He's better than Bendtner at them!

I booked Fryatt to build one for me - but he never even turned up

Veldwyk couldn't get his off the ground

And O'Gradys looked like a donkey's stable

I tried djebbour but he was shite and I had to pay him off to leave the site

Give the Exeter lad a few months and he will build you a palace
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A palace sounds lovely.

But I also need a serviceable summerhouse now.

While this lad is building me a palace over a few years, how about sending me someone who can build a simple, functional one that I can use right now?
 
Pope John XXIII - 11/7/2017 07:56

Jimmy Gordon - 11/7/2017 07:41

Pope John XXIII - 11/7/2017 06:42

You do summerhouses Jimmy?

Had this young bloke from Exeter in to build one but he wasn't as good as I hoped
Click to expand...

He's better than Bendtner at them!

I booked Fryatt to build one for me - but he never even turned up

Veldwyk couldn't get his off the ground

And O'Gradys looked like a donkey's stable

I tried djebbour but he was shite and I had to pay him off to leave the site

Give the Exeter lad a few months and he will build you a palace
Click to expand...

A palace sounds lovely.

But I also need a serviceable summerhouse now.

While this lad is building me a palace over a few years, how about sending me someone who can build a simple, functional one that I can use right now?
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How much are you willing to spend?

And they don't come with guarantees sadly

 
Pope John XXIII - 11/7/2017 07:56

Jimmy Gordon - 11/7/2017 07:41

Pope John XXIII - 11/7/2017 06:42

You do summerhouses Jimmy?

Had this young bloke from Exeter in to build one but he wasn't as good as I hoped
Click to expand...

He's better than Bendtner at them!

I booked Fryatt to build one for me - but he never even turned up

Veldwyk couldn't get his off the ground

And O'Gradys looked like a donkey's stable

I tried djebbour but he was shite and I had to pay him off to leave the site

Give the Exeter lad a few months and he will build you a palace
Click to expand...

A palace sounds lovely.

But I also need a serviceable summerhouse now.

While this lad is building me a palace over a few years, how about sending me someone who can build a simple, functional one that I can use right now?
Click to expand...

Serviceable summer house you can use right now

Sounds like a Nugent type!

Short term solution only?

 
Jimmy Gordon - 11/7/2017 06:40

I started off by learning how to put an ikea wardrobe together

Then I built a wooden shed

Now it's garages

I don't charge for the service. I just love putting something back into society

It's just a hobby

But sadly as you can imagine I'm inundated with celebrities asking me to build their garages

I'm doing one for Syd Little at the moment
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For his restaurant in Fleetwood?
 
I had a bloke from Southend build me a couple and they were the best ive ever seen, thought about getting him to do them as a side line for me but then he fooked off to work for a firm in Liverpool.
 
Jimmy Gordon - 11/7/2017 08:03

Pope John XXIII - 11/7/2017 07:56

Jimmy Gordon - 11/7/2017 07:41

Pope John XXIII - 11/7/2017 06:42

You do summerhouses Jimmy?

Had this young bloke from Exeter in to build one but he wasn't as good as I hoped
Click to expand...

He's better than Bendtner at them!

I booked Fryatt to build one for me - but he never even turned up

Veldwyk couldn't get his off the ground

And O'Gradys looked like a donkey's stable

I tried djebbour but he was shite and I had to pay him off to leave the site

Give the Exeter lad a few months and he will build you a palace
Click to expand...

A palace sounds lovely.

But I also need a serviceable summerhouse now.

While this lad is building me a palace over a few years, how about sending me someone who can build a simple, functional one that I can use right now?
Click to expand...

Serviceable summer house you can use right now

Sounds like a Nugent type!

Short term solution only?
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That would be fine.

Any warhorse who is highly likely to get double figures plus this kid and Cummings would suit me fine
 
Brentford have apparently bid.

Always a good sign of a player's quality - they've an excellent recruitment record.
 
Jimmy Gordon - 9/7/2017 20:59

Reminds me of the clips of collymore at Southend before we signed him

And collymore was a year older then
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Have you had a look at Kenneth Zahore's goals since joining Cardiff? Touch of the Collymores about a few of them.
 
Brettwilliamslipcap - 17/7/2017 20:59

Jimmy Gordon - 9/7/2017 20:59

Reminds me of the clips of collymore at Southend before we signed him

And collymore was a year older then
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Have you had a look at Kenneth Zahore's goals since joining Cardiff? Touch of the Collymores about a few of them.
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More chance of us getting Kenneth Williams.
 
Pope John XXIII - 11/7/2017 09:26

Any warhorse who is highly likely to get double figures plus this kid and Cummings would suit me fine
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warhorse is just another term for donk, we already got ward who might in a great season get dble figures.. 10.

We need more than a ten goal donk pope style
 
Just the sort of deal we should have been trying to jump in on really probably move on next year for around eight million.
 
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