Vital Villa new government

kefkat

kefkat

Vital Football Legend
So I got thinking why not? What cabinet position would you want? I have given some positions which are obvious. Please feel free to change your position.

JF: Prime minister (I wouldn't dare not give him this job)

Mike:

Heath: Chancellor of the Exchequer

Skeggy:

Juan: Secretary of state for Health

Clive:

Pride:

KK: Secretary of State for work and pensions

Deano:

VOTN:

GT

Sir Dennis

Clubpaver

BBJ Secretary of State for Northern Ireland

Here's a link to the other cabinet posts. Pick your own and add your name on as I know I haven't put everyone on here, so add yourself if I have missed you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabinet_of_the_United_Kingdom

 
Pride has got to be Foreign Secretary.

I will do education . All kids will have to do 5 hours of P.E a day :17:
 
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Trekker - 7/4/2015 19:40

Clive for Education.
I will do industry.
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:19: :19: Mind you i could learn what the kids end up like without a proper education and say ''yo too could spake like this, ffs get yoself an education wull ya'' om sure they will be enspired :17:
 
LOL Mike none of them tw*ts in parliment would take yo on, they would run a feckin mile ;)
 
JF: Prime minister (I wouldn't dare not give him this job)

Mike: Deputy Prime Minister

Heath: Chancellor of the Exchequer

Skeggy: Secretary of State for Defence

Juan: Secretary of state for Health

Clive: Secretary for Education

Pride: Foreign Secretary (you know I knew this would be you or VOTN)

KK: Secretary of State for work and pensions

Deano: Secretary of State for Justice (you can sort them all out Ha)

VOTN: Secretary of State for International Development

GT

Sir Dennis: Secretary of state for Culture Media & Sport (I thought you be better with the sport and Clive can teach them about yam yams)

Clubpaver: Secretary of state for missing persons (where are you Club)

BBJ Secretary of State for Northern Ireland

Trekker: Secretary of State for Industry

We also need Secretary of States for Scotland and Wales: whose Welsh and Scottish here? I was going to give GT the Secretary for Communities, Local Government and Minister for Faith. I did not want to be responsible for putting the emergency services under strain as Heath and co collapsed so I will let you choose what position is left
 
I thought you liked me, kefkat!
The Northern Ireland Department - Westminster's gulag.
 
BBJ - 7/4/2015 22:19

I thought you liked me, kefkat!
The Northern Ireland Department - Westminster's gulag.
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:15: :19: :15: You are in charge of turning it all around. The rest are kicked out. You rule :14:
 
I thought GT should get the Foreign Office job :3:

 
GT should be minister of the church in his white robe and bible in his hand and UKIP badge ;) (only jokin GT dude)
 
ClivetheVillan - 8/4/2015 12:34

GT should be minister of the church in his white robe and bible in his hand and UKIP badge ;) (only jokin GT dude)
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That's what I said in my post with all the confirmed positions above, only I didn't want to take the responsibility of Heath & co collapsing and needed an ambulance :15:

Had to do a slight edit as I realized I had given Clive & Deano the same job. Deano is now in charge of justice. Nearest I could get to drug czar Deano
 
Deano in charge of Justice?? Oh My Good McGrath :eek:O thats like giving a monkey a machine gun ffs
 
ClivetheVillan - 8/4/2015 13:13

Deano in charge of Justice?? Oh My Good McGrath :eek:O thats like giving a monkey a machine gun ffs
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He can't be any worse than the Right Honorable Chris Grayling: Yes you can now have the right honorable gentleman next to your name C;live

The Right Honorable Gentleman Clive minister for Education :4: There you go Clive
 
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