Vital Forest Moment of the Decade Poll

What is the best moment on Vital Forest over the past decade?

  • Look East/The Irish are coming

    Votes: 2 5.0%
  • LRD live posting from the Main Stand car park

    Votes: 1 2.5%
  • Jom/Banger acrimonious fall out

    Votes: 4 10.0%
  • RedRoss phoning Charlie Austin's Dad

    Votes: 15 37.5%
  • "Listen 'ere you ****!" - Jom's threatening voicemail to LRD

    Votes: 7 17.5%
  • Rob1's world banjo tour with Adam Ant

    Votes: 9 22.5%
  • The Wolf building Mark Arthur's new garage

    Votes: 2 5.0%

  • Total voters
    40

AdebolaCornflakes

Vital Football Legend
There have been some memorable moments on Vital Forest over the last 10 years which, if nothing else, serve to remind us all not to take online football forums so seriously.

For a light-hearted bit of fun to end the decade (steady CP/Pope) what has been your favourite moment on Vital Forest over the last 10 years?

The options on the above poll are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head, but please feel free to mention any others which you can think of that stick in your mind and I will add it to the poll (there no longer seems to be an option to allow posters to add their own options).

My vote will be going for Jom's threatening voicemail to LRD. This is singularly the most spectacular moment on any football forum ever; the sheer audacity of Jom to call LRD and threaten him like that, and then LRD's not batting an eyelid and posting the message on here. Great entertainment and all for free!
 
Got to agree with you on that one. I was laughing so much. Better than any comedy.

Redross phoning Charlie Austin’s dad does push it close though.

If people disagree with the results are we allowed to sort it out on Tesco’s cat park?
 
"That vile, vile forum"

It wasnt redross phoning Charlie Austin's dad that was the fun part though. Ross claimed to work with him and speak to him loads.

It was LRD who phoned Austin's dad to prove that RR was a bullshitter. RR then went off on one saying that Austin's dad wouldn't talk to him any more because of that phone call, only for LRD to reveal that it was all a scam and he hadn't phoned anyone. Busted.

I'm surprised to not see the City Ground Faithful schism on that list, with Apex/DaFuq wanting to go out in a 'blaze of glory' on here.

Honourable mentions as well to the £500m investment in exchange for renaming the ground
 
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Got to agree with you on that one. I was laughing so much. Better than any comedy.

Redross phoning Charlie Austin’s dad does push it close though.

If people disagree with the results are we allowed to sort it out on Tesco’s cat park?
Tesco's cat park?

That sounds even more hellish than where you put your car for a visit there. Hate cats
 
"That vile, vile forum"

It wasnt redross phoning Charlie Austin's dad that was the fun part though. Ross claimed to work with him and speak to him loads.

It was LRD who phoned Austin's dad to prove that RR was a bullshitter. RR then went off on one saying that Austin's dad wouldn't talk to him any more because of that phone call, only for LRD to reveal that it was all a scam and he hadn't phoned anyone. Busted.

I'm surprised to not see the City Ground Faithful schism on that list, with Apex/DaFuq wanted to go out in a 'blaze of glory' on here.

Honourable mentions as well to the £500m investment in exchange for renaming the ground

:rotfl:

LRD could have his own set of awards couldn't he?
 
the voicemail for comedic value. that was hilarious.

charlie austins dad in terms of views. its all about pusseh and views like kugan cassius.
 
I would like to read a short statement from my crack lawyers.

AC, who I’ve had placed FIRMLY on ignore for many months has made an untrue accusation about my possession of a certain recording. I do not own this & never have. I have come to expect nothing less from this vile vile snert & his shitehawk behaviour.

Word down here is the best Fred was the Bermuda guy taking down the Irish takeover although that could be over 10 years ago.