Vital Forest - Mental/Physical Wellbeing Groupchat

[Southern red]

I'm only a couple of days in with the Revitive but convinced it's helping my circulation and i'm not quite as stiff as usual (oooh matron) so i'm pleased with early signs . Good luck with your recovery Mapp , hope you're back in tip top condition soon

They are great bits of kit, i definitely know if I miss a few days. I recently went for the pulsio leg massagers…. Holy shit what a game changer!

My knees and legs are shot from years of military abuse and sport, and when I play hockey now it’s tough… but these massage sleeves are incredible!

 

[the jock]

not watching Sunday will be good for everybody's mental health.

 

[radfordinlondon]

not watching Sunday will be good for everybody's mental health.

But like the suckers we are we will all be watching. Lets hope we all get a mental health boost with the proper result.

 

[the jock]

 

[orbitalforest]

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I did read somewhere that you're statistically more likely to get bitten by a Sausage dog than any other breed .

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

I did read somewhere that you're statistically more likely to get bitten by a Sausage dog than any other breed .

Are you telling porkies chap

 

[orbitalforest]

Are you telling porkies chap

After being hit by a crimped edge Pork Pie thrown from 30 yards i no longer joke about Pork AC. I don't think people realise just how dangerous Pork is as a projectile when it's surrounded by jelly & pastry. The jelly acts as a shock absorber for the pie but not the victim of the flying savoury snack.

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

After being hit by a crimped edge Pork Pie thrown from 30 yards i no longer joke about Pork AC. I don't think people realise just how dangerous Pork is as a projectile when it's surrounded by jelly & pastry. The jelly acts as a shock absorber for the pie but not the victim of the flying savoury snack.

Talking about the dangers of projectile objects is a bit rich(mond) coming from you chap!

 

[Ingy]

I did read somewhere that you're statistically more likely to get bitten by a Sausage dog than any other breed.

If you did get a bite just put some of that saveloy cream on it chap

 

[speel-gedling]

If you did get a bite just put some of that saveloy cream on it chap

If it's a hot dog chap I recommend using mustard chap

 

[orbitalforest]

Talking about the dangers of projectile objects is a bit rich(mond) coming from you chap!

I like to balance things out with sweet & savoury . Good job i didn't get nicked for lobbing a 454g Bowyers (Ian) Wiltshire Pork Pie though and have only been on the receiving end . I'd be doing a 10 stretch.