Pope John XXIII
Vital Football Legend
You could... Feel it inside you?Cheers guys, means a lot. What a day and firstly let me lead by saying hands down worst procedure I’ve ever had…. Horrific!
They wanted to go through arm artery but after 5 attempts at throwing darts they decided through the groin. Get that in and feel the device going up to the heart which is strange…. But then you feel like you are having a heart murmur or weird stroke and you can see the device moving on the x ray and it feels awful
Aside from the lady moving the table up instead of down so I smacked my mush on the x ray all went well, slight spasm in my arm so they gave me fentanyl which made me feel all very hip
So yeah, that was horrid but weirdly the wirstvifvny day was yet to come, they take the groin artery needle out and pressure for 10 mins then put strong sticky covering over it…. Didn’t think too much as I was laying flat.
Cut to 1 hour later need the loo and desperate for a dump, hobble to toilet as she said try and keep leg straight where possible.
Get to loo and I keep getting half way down and groin twangs with pain, so I think look , need to crap but if o straighten leg and plonk down last bit.. all good
As I plonked, it was at this moment I felt a rather unpleasant and rather bracing pain hit me… panic mode set in but wasn’t the artery…. It was at this moment I realised as I was flat she was chatting and slapped the sticker on not only 3/4 of my pubes but also a small guinea pig worth of leg hair… the tape had a struggle until both sets of curlers were yanked out
I may have winced
On return I asked kindly for new strip and I helped position it for future loo breaks
Enough internet for today.
Glad for you that it's ok and you're ok, I'm off to throw up a little bit

