Usain Bolt | Vital Football

Usain Bolt

Dale1981

Vital Youth Team
It was only a matter of time before it popped up on this forum! I’m sure a few people have thought about.... and then thought better of it! I can take the stick though, so here it is!

He’s desperate to find a football club.
He’s had trials / training sessions with Borrusia Dortmund.
He still hasn’t found a club.
He’s playing for World XI for soccer aid tonight.
He’s just neatly tucked one away... but offside.
He’s 6ft plus.
He’s fast as £&@?

Is it worth a punt / offering a trial (depending on wages etc)?
He might not be Bundesliga / Prem quality (or he’d have a club already) but could be perfect at this level.
Would be great for publicity and increasing national (maybe even international) interest further?

It might sound like a surreal post but seriously, what do you think? ??
 
Hardly going to be cheap. Surprised he's kept going for 45 minutes, not an endurance athlete.
 
Just tucked one away...but against who, John Bishop or someone like that? He's only used to running for 9.2 seconds in a day anyway isn't he!
 
Kano Smith in disguise!

Somebody will give him a deal but it will be a publicity thing only which we need to keep away from. Billericay or a team of that ilk desperate for some exposure will try something