UKIP Campaign To Bring Back Fingering

[BodyButter]

UKIP has finally found their purpose in a post-Brexit world.

The party has struggled for direction ever since their sole reason for existing was fulfilled; that reason being crashing Britain out of the EU and headlong into a future of doubt and uncertainty.

“So it’s time for something new or, rather, something old that needs bringing back in the same way we brought sovereignty back to the UK, and that thing is ‘fingering’,” confirmed UKIP spokesperson, Simon Williams, in a keynote speech to the party.

http://newsthump.com/2018/01/19/ukip-campaign-to-bring-back-fingering/


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[BringbakMON]

Excellent idea
let's hope they can make a fist of it

 

[HeathfieldRoad1874]

Hasn't Micky Flanagan already done more for fingering than anyone?

 

[Pride of Lions]

What?!!!!! Seriously?...... There seems something fishy going on here.....


Can't wait to see one of their Party Political Broadcasts on TV......Lol.....

 

[The Fear]

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(I have no words!)

 

[lewis1980]

Yes Micky Flanagan has a joke about this doesn't he.

Fingering was an integral part of my youth, but how do these people know that young men are not fingering their girlfriends etc. How can you bring something back that you have no clue about?

Is there actual research on the prevalence of fingering through the decades and whether there's been a decline in its use?

I don't believe it's fallen out of fashion. If anything, i'd expect the youth of today to understand anatomy a little better, so should have better technique. The openness to which sex is discussed, sex education, media and the availability of porn is a far cry from the lingerie section of the Littlewoods catalogue that i had to endure.