When I'm in foreign, I like to have friendly conversations with the locals about how everything is wrong in their country. I feel like I'm educating them as well as befriending them.
Whilst wandering out of the hotel this is the Green Tea dossier of do's. I'd wear a England top whilst draped in a St George's Cross. Remember eat a bacon bap and swig from a bottle of Bud. This is also essential make sure your missus is topless.
