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BBJ - 4/9/2016 16:38

randy.stand - 3/9/2016 13:17

Can't stand ear syringing. Out of all the Nursing procedures I do, that is my worst one. I can't stand it. The look of it, the noise it makes, everything. Vile.

Still, got to be better than administering an enema, surely? :10:

Nah an enema only takes about 2 minutes. A ear syringing takes ages!
 
randy.stand - 4/9/2016 17:51

BBJ - 4/9/2016 16:38

randy.stand - 3/9/2016 13:17

Can't stand ear syringing. Out of all the Nursing procedures I do, that is my worst one. I can't stand it. The look of it, the noise it makes, everything. Vile.

Still, got to be better than administering an enema, surely? :10:

Nah an enema only takes about 2 minutes. A ear syringing takes ages!

Pardon ?
 
Melon Donkey - 5/9/2016 06:14

randy.stand - 4/9/2016 17:51

BBJ - 4/9/2016 16:38

randy.stand - 3/9/2016 13:17

Can't stand ear syringing. Out of all the Nursing procedures I do, that is my worst one. I can't stand it. The look of it, the noise it makes, everything. Vile.

Still, got to be better than administering an enema, surely? :10:

Nah an enema only takes about 2 minutes. A ear syringing takes ages!

Pardon ?

Randy likes to experiment with medical procedures in his free time. He's actually very good. If you need a verruca removed or a sex change, Randy will be able to help you out for a fraction of those over-priced doctors.
 
Clubpaver - 3/9/2016 09:17

No-one`s mentioned it yet,but it helps soften ear wax aswell.
I thought it was an old wives tale,but when I was partially deaf a few weeks back,the doctor told me to put some olive oil in my ears.I asked him if i could overdose myself and would it cause any harm and his answer was No.
The nurse who syringed my ears told me the olive oil helps soften the wax so it`s not as painful when she syringes the ears,even though she doesn`t actually use a syringe.She basically feeds water into your ear and washes all the wax out.

Well that was interesting wasn`t it !!
I think I`m getting old.
Jesus I`m explaining ear syringing now !!

This is very true! I have an ear problem, every day when I wake up my ears are full of a mixture of wax and, around 50% of the time, infected gunk. If the wax is too deep I sometimes put olive oil in my ears before clearing them out.

Tip for the day: if you need to clean out your own ears, don't use cotton buds or anything that could push the wax in further, us a spot removal tool, it has a little hook (no sharp bits) that you can push in pretty deep to scoop out wax and gunk. This has actually been endorsed by my doctor (unofficially).
 
Randy, have you ever put a catheter in for someone ? .I m asking because I came extremely close last night to having one fitted and the guy in the opposite bed made it sound so uncomfortable and painful that I think he frightened my bladder into working !I would have thought it might be quite high up the list of dislikes for nurses.
 
I've had tjem multiple times. Horrible but not quite as bad as you imagine.

Got a good story though. When home I'll try to remember tell it!
 
There are many alternatives for olive oil too. Some excellent tips here for the use of olive oil in the household, from freeing a stuck zipper, treating your cat (who may or may not be stuck in the zipper) to using in facials. More for me that one I think

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25 Alternative Uses for Olive Oil

Nutritionists will continue to tout olive oil for its high content of healthful, monounsaturated fats, like oleic acid, and polyphenols. The fruit oil practically propelled the entire Western world in antiquity, and is mentioned in nearly every sacred text this side of the Tigris and Euphrates.

As a cooking fat, it’s high up on the heart-smart list…which works out, ‘cause it tastes darn good. (As a tip, Consumer Reports has rated Goya brand extra virgin olive oil [from Spain] as the best general purpose olive oil, and as their best buy. I whole-healthy-heartedly concur.)

Olive oil also has plenty of uses around your home, outside of the sauté pan. There’s no need to waste your expensive Greek or Spanish Extra Virgin for these tasks, just grab a bottle of inexpensive, domestic olive oil for around-the-house use. You can cut down on excess oil by investing in a refillable spray can, such as the Misto.

1. Shave. Olive oil can provide a safe and natural lubricant for a close shave. Rub in an extra teaspoon after washing your body or face once finished.

2. Wood Furniture Polish. Wipe with a teaspoon of olive oil and a soft rag. Add a bit of vinegar of citrus juice to bulk up the cleaning power, and add a fresh scent.

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