What's the funniest/weirdest/best thing you've seen?
Since the below is weird and negative the best thing would probably be the same story most have about visiting San Francisco. One of the best days of my life was meeting an old college roommate I hadnt seen in 4 or 5 years. Cycled with him and my mates from Fisherman Wharf across the bridge and down to Sausalito and drank there all day before being assholes and skipping the queue for the ferry. We paid two guys in beers and they let us in, the two guys who let us skip were the last two on the boat. Literally the most perfect day I think I have ever had.
Where in the south have you gone? I live in Charleston, South Carolina and we just turned the 1st congressional district blue for the first time in 40 years.
Atlanta, Nashville, Austin, Charleston, Charlottesville and Springfield, TN and I find it weird Washington and Delaware are sometimes considered as part of the South.
Springfield is the source of the weirdest, funniest and most sobering story I have about America. After spending a great weekend in Nashville a friend of mine wanted to go to a rodeo. Our perception of what a Rodeo was vs. the reality is something that I'll never forget.
So me and 3 of my friends google rodeo's and find one happening out in Springfield we get an Uber and the first red flag was our driver laughing and saying you guys are crazy. We ask why and he repeats it you guys are so crazy, 1 Irish guy and 3 english guys with strong completely different accents, you're crazy!
We get out there and he say's 'I'll just get a coffee and wait here'. We said come in we'll pay he was like 'nah I am real good out here'. We still hadn't copped on. He takes off and across the street are two pick-up trucks with confederate flags out the back. We're in the middle of nowhere off some highway. The town itself is about 15k people.
Anyway my mate is the first to walk into the place and its just in this random field across from a gas station. He asks the girl at the entrance 'where are the beers love' in his scouse accent. She looks at him like he's 5 heads and he says 'guess you've none done'. She just stares until we walk by. Turns out they did have none. The place was dry as a bone.
We wonder on in and as we walk we hear the guy on the mic reading something from the bible, we turn the corner and I am not joking we heard - 'a prayer for our fallen' and suddenly a guy on a white horse bolt out holding a gigantic american flag. He then announces it is time for 'the greatest song in the world' and a blonde haired girl, a child of no more than 8 sings it and obviously she cannot sing. We take our seat and we're confused about whats going on. As we talk people are just staring and we notice the clientele are very much rednecks. Literally lads in dirt, ripped clothes not one dressed in anyway decently. Lost count of the red flags there.
Next red flag was announcers making sexist jokes to which the crowd erupts including the women. People in the crowd literally we 'yee-hawing' and any other stereotypical thing you can think of that rednecks say.
The next segment involved a guy doing donuts in the dirt with a modified rally car. The car subsequently breaks down and the announcers ask him whats wrong, they call the car a 'japanese/chinese/ching-chong' piece of shit. The announcer tells him there must something to help and the guy 'finds' the instruction manual and proceeds to read it out with the stereotyped accent it says 'ching-chong-chi etc.'
We decided to leave as soon as he started the fake language stuff. This all took place within 20 minutes you can only imagine what else went on because it was 1.5-2 hours long. I called the uber guy as we were giving cash in hand and he just burst out laughing. 'Damn, you guys are right on time'. The whole way home he was laughing at us and saying 'I wanted to tell you but sometimes its important people see these things first'
Uber driver was black and just said he could never go to one even if he wanted.
When trump got elected I think we were the only European people in our offices who understood how.