This is a bit of a **** | Vital Football

This is a bit of a ****

mike_field

Vital Football Legend
http://www.anorak.co.uk/369191/strange-but-true/burglar-caught-by-dna-on-the-poo-her-left-behind.html/

On January 23 of last year, Williams broke into a home and made off with all manner of loot. And he would have gotten away it had he taken more care when using the toilet.

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Is this the true definition of a turd burglar?