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Things Which Should Be Illegal

McGrath4Pope - 24/6/2013 13:44

Adults wearing Crocs - "but they're sooooooo comfy" fucking grow up!

La Tasca or Nandos being considered an acceptable destination to go out for a meal to.

Referring to customers as 'love' or 'sweetheart' - 'sir' is good enough for you. (women in bakers, especially Greggs, are particularly bad for this).

People parking in disabled or parent bays when they do not qualify, cars should be towed and crushed. (note: this also includes parents with children over the age of 5, at the most, who park in parent bays)

People not saying 'thank you' when you hold a door open for them or step aside so they can pass - you should not only be allowed to make a citizens arrest but also smash their faces in with the nearest blunt object.

Spitting.

Agree with all except Nando's. I like their food.

It should not however be suggested that this is a special meal out. I think of it as a rather expensive McDonalds.
 
"Proms" .
It`s American and should not exist in this country.
3 eggs,a potato and a bag of flour .Job Done.
 
Looks like the banning of proms is a popular choice. Count me in on that one.