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Things Which Should Be Illegal

Most tattoos look bad in my opinion. First impressions count for a lot and there is nothing better than making someone think you are a chav or a slut or something than a really tacky tattoo. A lot of my friends have tattoos and some of them are hideous.
 
As grammar came up: Writing 'would of' and not understanding the difference between effect and affect.

Dunno why, but it effects me badly. I am sure its' age, it would'nt of had such a bad affect on me a few years ago.
 
The French, The Welsh and Religion all of which the world would be a better place without.
 
Religion
Non-Alcoholic beer
R n B music
Anyone managed by Simon Cowell being played on the radio
Quorn meat
Cyclists not paying road tax but being given priority on the road
Gypsies
Supporting Chelsea
Having a child if you cant't afford it
Wearing a waistcoast in the office at work

 
Putting your entire hand into a crisp packet to take out a crisp, rather than just a finger and thumb.

Talking while eating and chewing food with your mouth open.

Saying hospickle and lickle (instead of little).

Making an exagerated squeal or groan noise when yawning in public.
 
Pissing on toilet seats.
Not flushing the chain.
Not washing after using the toilet.
Not checking the situation after flushing.



 
david-avfc - 23/6/2013 23:30

Most tattoos look bad in my opinion. First impressions count for a lot and there is nothing better than making someone think you are a chav or a slut or something than a really tacky tattoo. A lot of my friends have tattoos and some of them are hideous.
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People who judge books by their covers perhaps!
 
Well i gotta say my misses has a tattoo on the bottom of her back like a tribal pattern she had when she was 21, i kinda find it sexy tbh and its like a handle bar i see it as when im erm helping her do the washing ;}

Oy david ya cheeky bugger lol my dad was born in wales Powys and im half welsh but i can assure you know i do not have sheep desires nor call folk boyo, but then again im a one mixed up blooded bloke, i have an Irish nan a Welsh nan English Grandad and a jewish grandad (who i never met) sp work that bugger out lol
 
With regards tattoos I wanted to get something that made me stand out from the crowd, something really stylish and classy, tasteful and appealing. So I didn't get one. :15:

Seriously though, there's not many more annoying things than watching what seems like a very promising porno, with a girl who seems to be extremely talented, you halfway up the runway then the camera pans down to show a tattoo of a rose on her otherwise perfect breast, or a dolphin on her belly (why?????). You have to stop and start again.
 
Adults wearing Crocs - "but they're sooooooo comfy" fucking grow up!

La Tasca or Nandos being considered an acceptable destination to go out for a meal to.

Referring to customers as 'love' or 'sweetheart' - 'sir' is good enough for you. (women in bakers, especially Greggs, are particularly bad for this).

People parking in disabled or parent bays when they do not qualify, cars should be towed and crushed. (note: this also includes parents with children over the age of 5, at the most, who park in parent bays)

People not saying 'thank you' when you hold a door open for them or step aside so they can pass - you should not only be allowed to make a citizens arrest but also smash their faces in with the nearest blunt object.

Spitting.
 
Ordering tea or coffee in a proper pub should carry an mandatory year in prison - especially when there's only one bar staff working and others waiting, in which case, bring back the birch.
 
Clubpaver - 24/6/2013 13:46

What are Crocs ?
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Stupid rubber sandals that are clearly children's play shoes but worn by a certain type of 'laid back' adult.
 

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